dec 25 11:27 am
yep its crimmus morning, will open pres with the fam and be grateful in a little bit.
starting to get a little cold, moreso congestion and soreness in throat. went to bed at 9 pm last night, had to turn the movie off at 15 minutes!
did not sleep great because of madly variable new work life sched. but slept ok i think.
watching kyla grogan on weather channel, good lord, i’m not sure she should be dressing like that for a professional tv weather reporter job, hehehe. also i thought I was done with muh raging hormones period of life. Well, I am, back then it was even worse, but remember, sperm is cheap, eggs are expensive, and men are ALWAYS looking to mate ALL OF THEIR LIFE. as long as they can still dump an L.
there are 2 cute new gurls at muh new job that I want to talk to, both could SOMF, I would greatly enjoy a nice seated REverse Cowgirl with BOTH, HOWEVER, I do definitely prefer one over the other, and go HNNNGGGG quite a bit harder for her. No surprise she is a bit bigger and more curvaceous. HOWEVER she seems to be the less approachable of the two.
Of course, you shouldn’t “Dip Your Pen In The Company Ink”, but don’t think the company has a written policy against this. I would CHECK FIRST, of course!!!
anyway. If I would spend $300 for 30 minutes with a HOOKER who looked that good, I would CERTAINLY spend $300 wooing the gurl and taking her out to fancy dinner and dranks, and then she would prob Put Out once I spent $300 on her. and a lot more than 30 minutes, too! How Ya Like That Line Of Logic!!!!
worst case scenario: wait a couple months until Layoff time, THEN do this.
Now, the gurl I like moar, doesn’t seem all too virtuous, kinda b1tchy, strong b1tch shield, prob seen manny a D, and will require Tight Game, Top Masculinity, No Niceguy. Gotta be a little bit of a D!
Just BE A D. Get used to being a little bit more of a D than you usually are. To previously “unapproachable” wimmin, that is. Be A Masculine D1ck.
Of course, if this is a punishable offence, then JUST DON’T DO IT. THE JOB IS ALWAYS 900000000 TIMES MORE IMPORTANT. I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SAY THIS. WANTS VS NEEDS.
MAGIC BULLET: Prepare Your Financial Spreadsheet for 2014 BEFORE it actually becomes 2014. I am doing it these last few days of December. Making some big changes, that should be good ones. Like having a Monthly Budget instead of a Biweekly Budget. Should be a lot simpler and clearer and rational. Also having a big Transaction Ledger Sheet, where the budget sheets will link to. Here will add all expenses/purchases, and all income/bonuses.
Not entirely sure where to put the bank accounts, will let you know. right now have a sep sheet for each bank account, and will of course check the balances and statements regularly to make sure they match up with The Sheetz.
Not sure how to do Paychex and Werk, will let you know. But the way I was doing it before was real messy and confusing, hope to fix that prob. Am cautiously optimistic.
Today I manually copied a bunch of the budget amounts over, because gsheets won’t let me link between two books. i don’t think. anyway its done. SO, if I get any income or expenses starting right now thru dec 31, I will just PRETEND I did those Jan 1 and record them in 2014, so as not to touch and f up the old sheet, meaning muh budget nums on NEW 2014 would be f’ed up too. nothx.
DEFINITION: ZERO-BASED BUDGET: um where every dollar is budgeted for beforehand. I think. Instead of spend now, budget later, it’s budget now, spend later; don’t spend money you haven’t budgeted for. Don’t spend money you don’t have or haven’t earned, that isn’t in the bank. I am kinda f’ing up the definition, but that’s MY definition of it: don’t spend money you don’t have! this is what I like to do, and have set up my spreadsheet to help me do it.
this will keep you out of Debt Slavery!
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