fri nov 22 2013
so fri is muh power day as i’ve said. day off, good times, just relax and neckbeard all day. OR be responsible like an adult and get chorez done. today I did something good for the karma, ie respond to Old Frandz who had contacted me more than a month ago. I fully planned to get back to them, it just wouldn’t be immediately. It’s OK not to get back to them immediately, as long as you eventually do! I like to take one to two months.
so wrote them nice long emails. WHen I did one, it was easier to get in the zone and do the other.
The other thing I thought might be fun, is to record yourself talking a long hourlong speech/lecture/rant to them, save it as a small mp3, and email that to them. heh. that way you don’t have to actually talk to them on the phone. hehehe. but it gives you another avenue to articulate your appreciation of them.
since last night been having fun listening to music, found some really hateful black metal that really scratches the itch. not gonna name the band, as when I name specific bands or movies, it identifies who I am. it’s bad enough I said “hateful black metal.” plus I still get a ton of searches for a specific guy I like who I prob shouldn’t have said I like, because again, it identifies me.
but yeah it’s all part of getting this new job. I felt a new leaf turning and felt, ok, now is the day to finally respond to those two old emials. and I did it.
again, if you’re a neet autist with no friends, alcohol can help you make friends. just don’t drink too much too often.
Protip: If you have a job, do everything you can to NEtwork. F00k College, F00k INternships, NETWORKING is the BEST way to Get Ahead. What I’d like to do is to NEtwork by going to relevant CONFERENCES and CONVENTIONS and MEETUPS and Seminars and Professional Developments and that sort of thing, where you can meet people in similar fields, but Different Companies, who you may be able to befriend with booze and food into getting you a better job at their better company.
SOmetimes these Conventions are presented to you on a silver platter, sometimes your boss makes you go, and that is great. sometimes you can forget they even exist because your boss doesn’t tell you about them, and you don’t think to seek them out until you are in a happy, clear-thinking mood, which is never. So now I’m telling you, find the closest relevant convention and go. For example, there are no conventions for Part Time McDonalds Workers. But I bet there ARE conventions for Fast Food Managers. so go to those. or any sort of Customer Service Retail Manager Convention.
Or if you can do so without getting fired, constantly drop hints to your boss that you’d love to get sent to conventions or “PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT” meetings.
Or your boss hates going to so many goddam meetings, well meetings are a sign that you are a successful person with a good job, so offer to go to the meetings in their place and report back, after you have NEtworked with all the other Successful Winners at the meeting.
Less College, Less Internships, MOAR NETWORKING.
You don’t even have to TALK. Just buy them lunch and booze and get THEM talking. THen finish it off with
“I feel we’ve had an extraordinarily productive dialogue. I’m very interested in getting in on the ground level of your organization.”
Make flashcards with these stupid buzzword filled phrases if you are prone to forget them because they are stupid and gay, but they are your MAGIC BULLETS at one day making more than 37k a year and getting to bang women you can actually get it up to.
hehheheheh. No, you don’t need to make 37k a year to do that, you just need to B_ M_S___L__E. Go ahead and solve the puzzle, you know the answer!
Stefan Molyneux was saying some interesting things about “Love Lust and Attachment”
that it can be kinda shameful and unethical to use a woman just for sex, like oh I don’t like you, you have no VIRTUE, you just arouse my body, so I’m just gonna use you like a kleenex. Well, he’s technically RIGHT, but getting to use an attractive woman like a kleenex is a privilege most of us would be thrilled to have, despite if our friends roll their eyes at us trying to bang a dumb hot woman. yes ideally we ALL want a virtuous woman, STEFAN, hahahaha. but we would also like to get some good banging in and sow our wild masculine oats too!
Obviously the ideal is the intersection, where we also lust for the person we find virtuous and admirable. Heh that is what happened with me for Girl 7. And I wasted like at least 2 years of my life on her because I didn’t Pull The Trigger soon enough, wasn’t masculine enough, and didn’t put my Bet in until I had wasted 2 years being in Luv with her! It wasn’t stupid that I was in Luv with her, because she WAS both Virtuous AND very attractive, but it was stupid that I didn’t take action IMMEDIATELY. Stupid but still someone prudent, because it was understandable that I waited until we were out of Convergent Social Circles before I made my Big Gamble.
SInce then I have met Virtuous Women, but I haven’t been Attracted to them At All.
ANyway follow the advice in those articles below to try to get a GOOD internship. Not a BAD one. Only if you’re a young person though. If you’re an old loser like me, try to Network in Non-Internship Ways. And even if you get a “Loser” Full Time Starbucks Job, it’s still 900000000 times better than a part-time job, and you can still bang hotties, even if you don’t have the respect of Successful Careerfags who live in Solidly Middle Middle-Class Gayborhoods. F00k them. Let their crazy wives clean them out of all those careergolds they’ve worked so hard for, while you happily make 37k a year and bang hotties.
And you can still Do Good in the world by Volunteering for Good Charities or donating your money to Good Causes. Or by being the Cool Uncle to the Children of your Friends. Heck you can even have your OWN children if you want, provided you find a Virtuous Woman who wants to be impregnated by you, and that you can stretch the 37k far enough to raise children in a healthy manner. Hint: try to work from home and homeschool them. and maybe you can find a cheap house in a rural area.
- I listen to terrible music- Black metal culture and literacy (wallen18blog.wordpress.com)
- 21YOQTs SOYF IS A CATALYST THAT BUILDS POSITIVE MOMENTUM EXPONENTIALLY (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- Going G4y for Mad Mel (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- Fictional Dr|_|gz Experiment (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- Play Only Premium Hands (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- Stefan Molyneux, Twitter (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- The 4 Things Every Villanovan Should Know about Internships (vutimes.wordpress.com)
- How to Find an Internship: Expert Advice for College Sophomores (nerdwallet.com)
- Eight key steps to an internship (dailytrojan.com)
- Internships Required (melissaaclawson.wordpress.com)