DOING THIS WILL MAKE YOU LESS LAZY

wed july 3 2013

* so you say, academic advisors / college counselors are USELESS, they’re not gonna tell me anything I don’t know, they’re just SALESPEOPLE trying to get me to buy as MUCH of their product as possible. I say, put all these thoughts out of your mind until you actually GO. Tell yourself the following mantra: “GOING TO SEE THE COUNSELOR IS A CURE FOR MY MORALLY LAZY LOSERNESS. GOING TO SEE THE COUNSELOR WILL MAKE ME LESS OF A LOSER. IT WILL DIRECTLY SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF ME BEING LAZY. IT WILL MAKE ME LESS LAZY.”

* Come up with tons of Easily Memorizeable Mantras like that and put them on flashcards and memorize them for 5 minutes every day.

* You can’t PROVE the counselors are just SALESMEN. Maybe I’m just NAIVE, but, even the huge CYNIC that I am, I Want To Believe that MOST Counselors WANT to do a Good Job of Counseling The Confused. You don’t just WALTZ into one of these jobs because you’re somebody’s COUSIN. No, you gotta have a Masters Degree and Be a True Believer and have 10 Unpaid Internships and Outcompete 1000 other Counselors Vying For the Job; you can’t simply be a Morally Lazy Hamsterwheeling Clockwatcher. THEY WANT TO HELP YOU. THEY DON’T WANT TO SCAM YOU. If ANYONE wants to SCAM you, it’s the higher-up ADMINISTRATORS making 10 times more money than the counselors. The SUITS you NEVER SEE. The PLUTOCRATS.

* Is TOTO nothing more than a POOR MAN’s JOURNEY? I Think Not! Maybe they are a RICH Man’s Journey! [this is not a MUSIC blog!!!]

* As you go throughout your day at your Humiliating Underjob, ask yourself, HOW CAN I QUANTIFY THIS? Things that you’d think you could never put numbers on, you can put numbers on. And then put those numbers into gd bullet points on your resume. That’s the hot thing in bullet points in 2013, and prob in 2012 too: QUANTIFYING “ACHIEVEMENTS”. So If you don’t have any “ACHIEVEMENTS”, then just quantify boring day to day stuff, to try to DRESS IT UP.

* When I talked in last posts that it’s okay for you to “fap” about “nonperverted” stuff about some QT Waitress etc, lemm clarify: You can still go pretty far with Nonperverted. You can imagine Full Blown PIV. the line is drawn at anything Fetishistic, or Mean, or Abusive. What about Blasting on the Girl’s Face? I would try to steer clear of that, although her S’ing your D is probably ok. But Definitely steer clear of anything involving Stretching. If you’ve ever had S before, just PLUG THE GIRL INTO THAT IMAGE. (Chances are, you’re a virgin, or if not, you’ve only had S with unattractive wimmin out of desperation, and it totally sucked. However, as an Expert who has had S with An Attractive Woman One Time, I can guarantee you, the girl being attractive makes all the difference in the world!!!)

* But Don’t misconstrue me. Don’t do this 10 times a day, don’t do it more than….once every three days. And don’t get hung up / in love with that one girl. oneitis.

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* Ideally you would TALK to that girl and try to “HANG OUT” with her. But if you’re RAGING ANGRY at your Station In Life, I realize this can be impossible. Because you have no confidence and charm and can only talk about what a loser you are and how much you hate everything. Girls with that attitude can still Get Sex; Men with that attitude canNOT.

* Practice talking to people on Omegle to learn the basics of Small Talk. Then make the babby step of saying those same things to real people. Learn to love Small Talk. Women can get away with saying “I’m an Introverted Autist and Don’t Like Small Talk”; Men canNOT get away with that. Men have to be Charming, Confident, Outgoing, and learn how to convincingly fake being an Extravert. But the good news is, that’s well within your reach by doing the above things. Hopefully after a while you’ll be able to do small talk without even THINKING about it, and everyone will like you.

* heh. CONTRACTS for Rels with QTs, that is a damn good idea. I am SUCH a good Ideas Man. Like they’re not allowed to dump you before you’ve gotten your fill of Action from them, if they do dump you they have to pay you Severance, meaning you’re entitled to some Weaning-Off Action. Aaaaaannnnd you don’t have to worry about them dumping you at any time in the next 2 years, or 1 year, or 15 months, or however long you negotiate the contract to be. Like a Union Contract, or a Sports Contract, or a Gummint Contract, etc. So even if you’re not at the Top Of Your Game all the time, you don’t have to worry about them cutting you off cold turkey. Because they/you are under contract. It’s a Sure Thing. You know you can count on her to Make Out with you at the end of 2 years of 18 hour days. A Consistent Reward Schedule. That you know you won’t be left HIGH AND DRY. Won’t be LEFT IN THE LURCH.  SUCH a good idea. But it smacks of BETA, amirite? Because a REAL Masculine Alpha Man doesn’t NEED a contract to keep a QT in line!

* SUPPOSEDLY Men can get BORED with even Attractive QTs, that the novelty and excitement can wear off after The Honeymoon Period. I THINK IT’S SAFE TO SAY that THESE are not the Men I’m talking to. I wonder how long this takes. 2 months? 3 months? Pretty sure it takes at LEAST 2 months. That it takes approx 50 S Sessions.  But if I know you Betas, you get DUMPED WELL BEFORE this Exciting Period ends, and thus you remain Butthurt and Raging and Broken and Gaping Wound for YEARS, MUCH LONGER than it would have taken for the Excitement to Wear Off in the FIRST place!

* ANYWAY. Get Down And Give Me 20 Pushups RIGHT NOW. And Tomorrow call an academic counselor and set up an appointment. Have your MOM call them if you’re too NEET to use the phone! Which You may be! I HATE being PROACTIVE on the phone and don’t call people unless I’m absolutely FORCED to. Well, to combat that procrastination, get down and give me 20 pushups right now, then pray to the LORD for strength to Conquer your Fear and Anger and Laziness, and then go and make the most spaghetti pockets call you can, it’s THEIR JOB TO HELP YOU.

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HOW TO BECOME A NORMALF4G AND WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO

Because they’re not hatefully angry at everything all the time, and can actually accomplish things in life.

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july 1 monday 2013

[reel fast movie review, skip if desired cuz doesn’t really Fit The Mission of this Blog:
Kanal By Andrzej Wajda. Uhhh 6.5/10. Started off good, got a little slow towards the end, not as gay and boring as you’d think a movie from 1957 would be hahahaha. deals with the warsaw uprising of 1944. I prepped myself by watching the extras FIRST, then the actual movie. extras were good, a 27 minute thing on the making of, this was a 2003 interview with Wajda, his asst director on the film, and a Famous Polish Film Scholar. Second was a 27 minute interview of Wajda talking to some kind of Polish Ambassador in 2004 who was involved with the uprising. to put it in context. The Old Guy’s opinion was that the Warsaw Uprising slowed both the Germans and the Russians and somehow kept the Russian Army from taking ALL of Berlin and not just East Berlin. Not sure how. Kinda confusing. But the bottom line of Recent Polish History is that Poland was taking it up the A55 from BOTH sides, Germany to the West and Russia to the East, and Poland probably got screwed worse than any other country in WW2. Anyway. Warsaw Uprising is the Polish Home Army “militarily” fighting the Germans trying to occupy Warsaw, but “politically” also fighting the Russians, who were right at the doorstep. The vistula River. Russians coulda jumped in and saved the day, saved the Poles from getting murdered by the Germans, but the Russians preferred to just sit there and “bleed the poles to death.” NOT sure if there was still a Russian-German Nonaggression Pact in 1944 like there was earlier in the war.]

kids taking calc 2 or 3 over the summer. sweet baby jesus. I hate them because I envy them, that they can do this without RAGING out. One of the TOP Things I Hate right now is Good Students. I Hate People Who Don’t HATE Everything like I do. I hate Students who can diligently do their 10 hours of Hard Math HW a day during the 1/6 of the year it’s actually NICE outside, because they’re Good Students with a Good Work Ethic, and I Hate them because I Envy Them for their Good Attitude and Work Ethic which I don’t have but I wish I had, so I hate them…well, I don’t really hate THEM, I ENVY them, and I hate that I am not like them.

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* Heh. WHAT WOULD IT TAKE for me to Productively, Chillly do Calc 5 and Orgo 6 over the summer…..think about it…..yes a Nice Radiant QT Prime Of Youth 19 Year Old College Gurlfran to Make Out With after doing Stupid Problems for 10 hours a day, to be cute and 19 years old and say Oh Good For You, I knew you could do it, now let’s cuddle as I rub my 19 year old body over you and you exclusively, and next month we can slowly upgrade to the next level of intensity, because I’m a Nice Girl, I only do One Base Per Month, bla bla bla bla bla

* ^^^^IRON-CLAD PROOF OF ME BEING WORLD’S HUGEST WOMAN-HATER. OMG THIS MISOGYNIST HAS SUCH A CREEPY CONTROLLING ABUSIVE VIEW OF WOMEN, NO WONDER HE’S A KISSLESS VIRGIN

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I have determined that the best thing I can do regarding my HATE and ANGER towards SKOOL is to Beg For Mercy and Help from a College Counselor/Advisor. Make an appointment, show them my transcripts, say PLEASE can you HALP ME, I am really burning out here, what’s the quickest way for me to get an Upper Working Class 10$ an hour job already, I am sick of school, I need a little DIRECTION at least, can you PLEASE I BEG YOU give me a little direction, O GOD PLEASE HELP ME, I really HATE SKOOL at this point, but I’m SMART I SWEAR, just my lack of focus, work ethic, and my bad attitude and my hate and anger are really making it real HARD for me to use the good brain the lord gave me. Got the Brains, but the Feels get in the way. Got a lot of brains, but got a LOT of Feels too. TOO many feels. Oh Sweet Baby Jesus Hammercy On Me!

And maybe they can “connect the dots”, and say oh you’re real close to this this and this, so think about these 3 options, rather than the 9000000000 “options” out there right now.

*So, Brethren Losers, do yourself a favor and see your own College Counselor. Even if they ARE “Useless”, they can’t possibly be HURTFUL, especially if you’re at Rock Bottom right now as it is!
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* another thing that MIGHT help is Learning College Study / “Survival” Skills, like a Programmed Method for Taking Notes and Studying. Because you never really learned these things in high school, because high school was way easier, now college is way harder. well, not like psychology class, but like fooking organic chemisty and biochemistry and calculus and thermodynamics and statics and plastics and mechanics and stuff like that, where some psychotic 4sshole instructor shouldn’t have a job. Maybe take classes like these at the Community College if you can. Since those instructors don’t really Do Research, then Theoretically they need to be able To Teach. Theoretically. Although I can tell you a lot of them don’t know how to teach either. Anyway, there are tons of books on this type of stuff: “becoming a master student”, “how to study in college” by pauk, the Cornell Note Taking Method, the right vs the wrong way to do flashcards, etc.

So find the people who CAN help you (counselors maybe, tutors maybe) and talk to them and beg them for help because you’re at the end of your rope.

When they say maybe you should go to a shrink too, tell em YEAH YEAH, I’m going to a shrink, why don’t YOU go to a shrink, hahahahaha. No, they probably WON’T tell you to go to a shrink, and they DEF won’t tell you to K yourself like 4chan would. It’s their Masters Degree Lower Middle Class JOB to HELP YOU. And besides it’s paid for by the OBSCENELY GENOCIDALLY OVERPRICED TUITION. YOU are their BOSS. THEY are accountable to YOU, who pays their salary. MAKE THEM WORK FOR IT.

I guess don’t be super hostile to them, or super emo. Just gently let them know you’re Not In A Good Place right now, and you really need some Help Plox. And that aint no lie!

(I am trying to pump myself up to make an Appointment with a College Counselor, if you couldn’t tell)

And I would guess that it’s in These People’s Job Descriptions to be NICE. Nicer than some f4gg0t INSTRUCTOR I’m sure! Those Who Can’t DO, TEACH! (Unless they really WANT to Teach, then they may be good teachers I guess.) These Counselors Probably WANT to HELP you! Let them HELP you! Go to them and say, ” I’m kinda pretty much near the end of my rope here, I really need some Guidance. Help Me Determine My Next Step. ”

Anyway. Their Job is to Help You, so Make Them Do Their Job. I really HATED going to the Academic Counselor because I was STUBBORN and I was also SCARED. Don’t make the same mistake I did. I should have probably visited the counselor at least two times per semester. Got as MUCH outside help as I could, rather than as LITTLE.

* Being CONFUSED about where your LIFE is going is a BIG cause of ANGER. Maybe if you get a little HELP with this, you will be LESS ANGRY AND HATEFUL, and you already KNOW that will help you in all aspects of your life. Like LIFTING. or PRAYING. Less Anger/Hate will make you Better and Stronger and Smarter.

* Although if you follow My plan, you start the First Day of College with your Major Declared (Electrical, Mechanical, Computer, Biomedical, Chemical Engineering) and know what classes you’re gonna take and what profs you’re gonna stalk and what internships you’re gonna get, for every semester, and every summer, from day 1. THEN maybe you can get away with visiting the advisor once a semester, instead of once a MONTH, once a month would be ideal for lazy layabouts who don’t know what they’re doing and thus shouldn’t even be Away At College in the FIRST place.

* If you are Privileged Enough to be Away At A Big College, then Visit your Advisor once a month, every month, even if you think you don’t need to.

* Also, visit a Psychological Counselor / Shrink at least once a month, even if you don’t think you need to. Do it ANYWAY, to make sure you aren’t developing any bad habits, like anger or hatred or alcohol or drugs or laziness. It’s their job to keep you on track. To make you better and stronger. Heck if you don’t visit them now, you’ll just end up visiting them LATER, when you REALLY need it, once you’ve REALLY hit rock bottom, and you’re reading r9k and v9k and My Blog, and thinking about Ending It All because you’re a Huge Neet Loser Virgin who still wants to bang College Girls, but has even LESS of a chance now that you’re Creepy and Fat and Old. So Go On Spring Break like I said last post. The Ugliest of the Young Drunken State College girls will be hotter than the Average 35 year old Real World Bar Skanks With Kids. No Contest!

* Heh. Neet semi-wizards like us view Sex in a Very Big Picture Sense: Normalfags get sex. Women get sex. But we Beta, Omega, Wizard Virgins do NOT get Sex, or Cuddling, or Hugging, Or Handholding, Or GFs, or makeouts, or anything like that. So Women are essentially just Normalfags then. I know my Target Audience! I have good enough social skills to have S with a Drunk 5/10 Woman….BUT I HAVE IMPOSSIBLY HIGH STANDARDS, hahahaha. Besides, I HATE skool, careers, and normalfags too much to ever fully BE a normalfag. Normalfags don’t have this much HATE, and it’s ultimately my HATE that keeps me from Succeeding in Skool, Career, Women, and Life.

* So I suppose the goal is….. BECOME A NORMALFAG. A Happy, Healthy, Handholding, Gurlfran-having Normalfag, who is able to Set Skool and Career and Relship Goals and Reach Them without raging out or giving up.