THAT’S WHY I GET PAID $9 AN HOUR

English: World production forecast Made by Khe...
English: World production forecast Made by Khebab of The Oil Drum http://www.theoildrum.com/story/2006/11/13/225447/79 According to right hand column of the cited page.Kgrr 08:24, 12 July 2007 (UTC) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

tues dec 3

WELP 625 pm instead of going to bed at 6pm, i was gonna stay up till 9 or so and do some homework, but need to install a huge update, take at least 30 mins here.

took a powernap after underwork, felt good.

if you’re kinda looking for new stuff to listen to, look for the stuff your favorite people like. when they drop names of stuff they like.

still looking for a good Jobs Report Truther. Where are the REAL Full Time Job Openings, REALLY? What fields, what job titles, what training. BLS does not match up with indeed. indeed is all part time and temp jobs. BLS and indeed do not match what is said in the Media. The Media is Pure Lies. I want complete and accurate information on Jobs, month to month, so muh children know what to major in and be able to get a decent enough job to live and have kids of their own. doesn’t have to be fancy. just live somewhere safe, without degenerates, afford health care, afford to save, be able to stay at the job for 30 years.

does not need to be a LUXURIOUS life, just needs to be safe and dignified. So you live in a multi-family home with your Friend Family, or your Cousins, and then you don’t Owe $1 million. sounds like a good deal to me.

Like I discovered this writer James Howard Kunstler who talks alot about “Peak Oil” and is very anti-sububs and urban sprawl, and all about Right Sizing COmmunities, and what to do when Gas costs $20 a gallon and you can’t afford to Drive To Work anymore, it costs more to DRIVE to work than you MAKE at work, you can’t afford to buy FOOD anymore, you have to grow your own food, live close to work, buy gold hehehehe. I am all about that gloom and doom collapse happening stuff because….it really seems like it’s coming. standard of living for this generation is less than it was for previous generation. Maybe that’s just a BLIP, but that BLIP is OUR LIVES.  Yeah I thought the US had huge oil reserves that could keep us well oiled for the next 50 years, the rest of my life hahahaha and that’s all that matters hahahaha, like the greedy Baby Boomers who couldn’t care less about how The Next Generation Lives. Well I care about how at least the next TWO generations will live. My Children and My Children’s Children. I do not want them living in a third world country.

so yeah politically, those are the right wing things I am interested in, hahahahaha.

and let me put in a plug for Responsible Gun Ownership. Learn how to use/shoot a gun and buy one while you’re still allowed to. But not if you’re Suicidal or Homocidal, obviously. definitely become more pro-gun in muh old age. you will feel better proving to yourself than guns are nothing to be AFRAID of. How about degenerate, savage, desperate, drug-addled thugs wieliding outrageously-illegal guns? you think THEY’RE afraid of guns?

Note: I have been pretty pro-gun since about 2011 but I have not actually bought a gun yet, which is a sad statement of muh laziness.

WARNING: Many of You, and possibly myself, may be prone to bouts of Crippling Depression (Morally Lazy Loserness) sometimes, which is scientifically proven to be associated with Suicide, Suicidal Ideation, etc, and so it may be risky to have a GUN around on those Dark Days. IDEALLY, you would cure yourself of all Depression before buying GUNZ. But, to rebut, a person can K themselves with just about anything, nongun items you already have in one’s house right now.

Warning: I think I am a product of My Age in some ways, I mean that the young 18 year old College Kids are a little BETTER than they were 10 years ago, there’s even been positive noticeable change in that short time. kids might be measureably less marxist and faggy than when I was College Age, thus happier, more productive, less lazy, less faggy, less virgin or neetish.

OK I promised not to get TOO political. But you HAVE to tolerate a little bit!

http://www.ehow.com/how_4505673_highlight-text-using-mouse.html

YES. there is a GREAT protip. HOW TO SELECT TEXT WITHOUT USING A MOUSE.

SIMPLY PRESS AND HOLD SHIFT, then use the arrow keys and pg up and pg down to your hearts content.

I was trying to select a HUGE amount of text from a HUGER document, and cut and paste it to a new separate document, and using the mouse to select it was HORRIBLE: holding down left button, dragging up, as the selection SLOWWWWLY scrolled up, and if your finger slips, you’re DONE. YES. JUST HOLD SHIFT. LIKE A BAUSSSSS. PWNT.. NINJA. 18 YO QT GURL, BEND OVER FOR MUH D.

YOU CAN EVEN DO THIS IN GOOGLE DOCS, which is where I do ALL muh typing now by the way. no more google gmail drafts.

GOOGLE DOCS is GOOD ENOUGH to get you a Full Time Living Wage Lower Middle Working Class Job. It did for me, heheheheh!!!!

SHIFT = SELECT. just hold it down. watch the ridiculous easy control you can get with the arrow keys, and pg up & pg down. GOOD GOD.

THAT’S WHY I GET PAID $9 AN HOUR, hahahahahahahahahaha.

whenever you pwn something at underwork and you help your coworkers and they say Thank You and are slightly impressed at your Pwnage, just say that. THAT’S WHY I MAKE $9 AN HOUR.

Hey there’s another great t-shirt! (title)

James Howard Kunstler and paintings
James Howard Kunstler and paintings (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
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LEADERSHIP BS VS MANAGEMENT BS: HOW TO NOT BE BAD AT INTERVIEWS

tues oct 15th

If you are being Micromanaged at your Underjob and don’t appreciate it, all the more because you do a ridiculously good job, then write a brief story about it you can tell in an interview later. But specifically go out of your way to say that none of your previous employers did this, because you can’t speak poorly of prev employers. just say, hypoethetically, this is an example of poor management, and here’s what i would do instead. Because I’m a LEADER not a MANAGER. I don’t just do things right, I Do The Right Thing. I Inspire by Example.

Drink Tea / Iced Tea throughout the day instead of coffee all day if you have to stay up for like 36 hours straight to get all your werk done. Coffee is fine at the beginning and middle of the day, but too much too fast will dehydrate you and make you poop your pants. So have two coffee breaks, and rest of the day, drink strong tea.

If you don’t have time to use a Cigarette Machine to make Cigarettes, just buy Roll Your Own and Roll Each Cigarette as you “need” them. Like I’ve been too lazy to sit down and use the machine to make 20 cigs, but I would be willing to ROLL a cig, if I had some Papers.

Note: do NOT buy Zig Zag papers, because they turn brown easily and always look like you’re smokign a Huge Joint. It looks SO Bad.

Buy a bag of Bugler Tobacco, or even better, a huge bag of Pipe Tobacco, and just roll that.

This is all assuming you don’t smoke a LOT. For example, I am lucky to smoke 1 pack per week. less than 3 cigs per day. Usually just one.

Find your local friendly pawn shop and/or gold shop, and start out buying some SILVER there. Silver is like the Poor Man’s Gold. Be sure you check the Market Price before you get there. Right now the price was about $21 an ounce. So go and buy an ounce and see how much it is worth in a year. I remember around 2 years ago when silver was like $15 an ounce. Now it’s $22. Not Bad, uh???? Imagine if I had bought 10 ounces back then! 16 Ounces!

wed 16th

WOW, got home at 1 am, woke up at 453 am, in at 7am, now 752 am. DEF could not do this more than once every….3 weeks? 2 weeks? Anyway I showed largesse by doing a social call, the LESSON LEARNED, and there’s almost always a LESSON LEARNED, that’s the whole reason I tell STORIES, is that

* You should try to sacrifice your Sleep once in a while to Hang Out with your Friends especially if they are doing a fun event. Just to show you care. I was making a tradeoff of sacrificing a regular and beloved Social Event, because of Time Sched Changes, basically, wanting to get proper sleep for getting up Super Early in the AM. Super Early, like earlier than average even for normalfg successfuls with upper working class careerjobs.

CHECK YOUR FRIEND-HAVING PRIVILEGE, NON-WIZARD SCUM.

10 pm should not be up so late but had to do a min quota of hw, and it’s still 3 hours earlier than last night. HAD to lay down to check my nap having privilege today. Said I would do for 2 hours but knew full well it would be longer. ended up being 3 or 4 hours, not suprising. wasted a bunch of time listening to lifelover and joy division and playing around with the long awaited new version of f.lux: darkroom settings, “ember” brightness at night, really quite friendly on the eyes, even set it to slightly dimmer for during the day, with the hypoth that the comp screen is Just Too Damn Bright Even During The Day.

Lifelover is real kewl, and great for us Emo Feelz Types. Wish they coulda lasted longer. You might think they’re corny but I still find them very honest. Honest Angst here. Anger, Hatred, Sadness, all wrapped up in catchy melodies and painful vocals. Dark haunting bits as well. One of a kind sound, even if all their songs sound The Same, it’s a good sound, hehehe. Would have liked to see them years from now, but the guy died at age 25 or so. pretty simple concept, amazing no one else did it sooner. what is a good “lifelover ripoff band” that can continue that sorta thing. I think you COULD “rip them off” in a respectful way and add new things to that sound. so much potential. Dark Metal combined with Dark Pop essentially. struggle to find the perfect production though. real hard to do programmed drums and make them sound good. prefer the live drums on “dekadens.”

Use f.lux to protect your eyes from the bright computer screen.

new shoes are breaking in ok, might take 2 weeks or more for full break in.

Go to Youtube , type in leadership, and watch vidyas by leadership gurus talking about leadership. Leadership is the same thing as “Management” but uses different BS Buzzwords, and ATM IMHO the Leadership Buzzwords will work better in an Interview than Management Buzzwords. Sounds more Emotionally Intelligent for Today’s Sensitive Managers. Unless you’re interview for a Manager Job, then maybe use a combination of Management AND Leadership Buzzwords. But if you’re a Loser reading this blog, then f00k no, you’re not gonna be managing anybody, you are competing for a spot at the bottom of the barrel.

Buy a little Wahl trimmer so you can trim the annoying hair by your ears that starts to look real bad after a few months.

Again, I cannot emphasize enough, DO NOT BUY WHITE T-SHIRTS. When you’re in the socks and underwear aisle reaching for a pack of 3 white tshirts, JUST SAY NO, and look directly to the left or right, and buy the Black or Grey ones instead. Pref Grey. Because after like one washing, the white shirt will look all yellow and shabby, like you never shower or wash your clothes, and will be immediately obvious underneath your dress shirt.  White shirts looks dirty even when they’re clean.

Now, it might look unprofessional to wear a black tshirt under a white dress shirt, if you’re an Investment Banker who always needs to look his best. But, more than likely, that’s not you, and you can get away with wearing a nonwhite tshirt under your Work Shirt. This is an improvement even if you’re just a loser working at mcdonalds or ralphs. Although they might have a strict dress code against that.

fri oct 18th

ok done prepping muh series of 4 shorter posts. u should be seeing this on oct 24th. here are a few last minute protips. You can come up with new, useful Protips Erry Day. Erry Day should be a neverending stream of protips and lifehacks and cheat codes on how to win at life.  good idea after good idea.

Protip: go into spotify and into your starred list of 3000 songs. then order them by DATE ADDED and copy the songs from the past THREE MONTHS to a new list, and then play THAT new list on Random Shuffle. This will give you like a greatest hits of the past 3 months.

HOWEVER, it’s not fool proof. I GUESS an alternate approach would be to make a similar list from your History from the Past 3 months. Because if what if during the past 3 months you listened to a lot of nonstarred songs, OR songs that were starred longer than 3 months ago! Note: HISTORY is under “PLAY QUEUE.” Spotify really needs to HIRE ME to make them better. That’s my VALUE ADD.