MAGIC BULLETZ 101

nov 9

* Don’t play Vidya Games or Watch TV. They overstimulate your mind and eventually poison and kill it. Even “Good” Vidya or TV.

* Like I have been wanting to play classic vidya like Mario and Final Fantasy. NOPE. STILL BAD. I wish it weren’t. Course I prob killed my mind and intellect playing mario and final fantasy and dragon warrior and contra and donkey kong and castlevania and mega man and zelda, lovely zelda, and all the fun hours of mario kart and mario golf. Bitter Tears of Beta BUtthurt!!!!

* Or just realize the sunk cost, and go ALL IN, and buy a nintendo 64 off amazon for 10 bucks and play mario kart and mario golf (64 had the best for those games) until you die a 70 year old virgin. ok it will be more like 30 or 40 bucks.

actually I think Wii lets you download all those old games, which would actually make buying a Wii somewhat a good idea.

anyway, bottom line is, All New Games Suck, Games have Sucked for at least the past 10 years. Same stupid shooters. Give me an actual GAME.

BUt never forget, ALL Games POISON YOUR MIND, so DON’T PLAY THEM EVER.

costs u 1000 wii points to buy mario kart 64 for wii virtual console.  = $10.

TO STRENGTHEN AND PURIFY YOUR MIND, STUDY HARD MATHS. HARDER AND HARDER MATHS. MATHS IS A MAGIC BULLET. MATH IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE LORD. NEVER STOP STUDYING AND ADVANCING IN MATH, ALL OF YOUR LIFE.

Not only will advanced math get you a good paying career job eventually, it WILL make you smarter, and you don’t have to be a GENIUS to learn it. Even a person of AVERAGE intelligence, with enough work and persistence, can learn good paying math.

* It’s starting to get the winter chill, WINTER IS COMING, you know what that means, time to get serious about finding a Local SAUNA  you can use.

nov 10

MAGIC BULLETS. That’s what I’m all about. 90% of Life is a Huge Scam and these Magic Bullets are not. They will help you Slay The Scam. EQUIP yourself with as many magic bullets as you can:

  • MATH,
  • SILVER,
  • ORG FOODZ,
  • LIFTING,
  • GOOD SLEEP,
  • PRAYER,
  • having FRIENDS,
  • throwing out your TV,
  • throwing out your VIDYA,
  • learning SKILLED TRADES,
  • avoiding LOANS,
  • avoiding Legal Marriage,
  • Getting Consistently Good At Holdem, hehehe, and not betting like an idiot
  • Homeskooling
  • Warrior Training from a young age
  • play a musical instrument from a young age, esp piano
  • Get Powerful People to Like You from a young age
  • Experience is always more important than education
  • Don’t obsess over GPA to the detriment of Internships, Networking, and Experience
  • Don’t put Women on a PEdestal
  • Probably should go to a hooker if you’re still a virgin at 18
  • So you get plenty of action from grills when they are at their hottest: late teens (18 & 19) and early twenties.
  • Notice I didn’t say avoid falling in LUV, sometimes it’s unavoidable, and LUV is not inherently bad, indeed, IMHO, it’s inherently GOOD. But it can take you down a Bad Path if you’re not Masculine enough to Captain Your Own Destiny.
  • If you do decide to go to college and not skilled trades, then do at least half your credits at a Community College, do some sort of Engineering, and do huge top company internships every summer. so easy to screw up!
  • Maybe if you can marry a super rich woman, that could be one exception where you do marry.
  • Try to have 2 or 3 women you can call for Sex On Demand at any given time, so you’re not Desperate for Sex, and that Desperation leads you to do stupid self-destructive things
  • Don’t be intoxicated on drugs or alcohol more than 10% of your waking hours
  • learn Business BUzzwords and Emotional Intelligence
  • Buy a nice tailored suit from the suit store
  • BE MASCULINE
  • don’t be a leftist, don’t be brainwashed and bamboozled by leftist university students, who fool you into thinking leftism is Intelligent and Sophisticated and Compassionate  and Ethical, and Gurls won’t Like You if you’re not a Leftist, bla bla bla
  • don’t do drugs or alcohol until you’re 25
  • it’s better to hang out with NO ONE than to hang out with LOSERS or DOUCHEBAGS
  • Go to a SAUNA regularly
  • Do something that SCARES you everyday. Not like physical danger, but more like Social Things that make you nervous, like go up and talk to a random QT, drop in and interview the manager of a store just for fun and information
  • Use Facebook and LInkedIn to show what a huge alpha winner you are. If you’re a huge loser and don’t like seeing what big winners everyone your age is…..DELETE your page.
  • TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR APPEARANCE. Not for what other people think, but for how you think about yourself. YOU DESERVE TO LOOK LIKE A BOSS.
  • FAMILY IS ALWAYS MORE IMPORTANT THAN CAREER.
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NORMALF4GS, OTHER CHANS, COLLEGE, HOW TO WIN, THE USUAL, THREAD PASTEBINZ

july 4 2013 yaaaayyy yaaaayyyyy

chanarchive.org | Explain the first time you realized you weren’t a normalfag. | archived from 4chan /r9k/ – ROBOT9000

heh that one is bretty self explanatory.

so when did you realize YOU were not a normalfag?

I, the author, am prob MORE normalfag than r9k. I can find stuff to appreciate about normalfags and don’t just see the negative side of normalfags like r9kers do. They say normalfags are stupid, selfish, shallow sheep, that relationships are cold, calculating transactions, that women are evil wh0res. I say: well yeah Conformity is generally important to normalfags and alot of them like some real stupid sh1t. But I envy many Normalfags for their ability to Work Hard, Accompllish Goals, Have Goals, not be Angry and Hateful all the time, getting stuff done, not being parasites, gainfully employed, trying hard, following through, growing up, being mature, having Meaningful Relationships, having children, starting families, having Careers, not dropping the spaghetti, etc. I see healthy, happy, well-rounded people, and wish I could be more like that. Many r9ks would disagree with me, and certainly most v9ks!

(I realize there are many other chans, many of them have their own version of r9k, perhaps I should Cite Them more.

ht—tps://4chon.net/r9k/res/1148135.html

(I generally enjoy 4 chon, but I don’t want them raiding or trolling me)

ok for example I took 5 minutes and found a 4chon r9k post on College General, College Advice, what to do and what not to do when you Go To College and don’t want to end up a Neet Virgin Loser.

(4chon has their own archive but in case that link 404s, here is a pastebin of it:

http://pastebin.com/bu42EVDi

So: Basically: major in something USEFUL, GET INVOLVED with EXTRACURRICULARS, NETWORK with WINNERS not LOSERS, make FRIENDS, join CLUBS, BUILD YOUR RESUME, DO YOUR HOMEWORK RIGHT AFTER CLASS, DON’T DO DRUGS, TALK TO PEOPLE, DROP OUT AND TAKE TIME TO REGROUP IF YOU START LOSING YOUR WAY. TALK TO YOUR PROFESSORS, THE FAMOUSER THE BETTER. GET A JOB AS A WAITER TO LEARN EXPERT SOCIAL SKILLS AND BANG QTs.

And then you will be a winner with a good job and QTs and never have to read my blog or r9ks.

so yeah it’s really not brain surgery. if you’re a morally defective lazy loser with something deeply wrong with you, you won’t hack it, you’ll fail, you’ll get deeper in a rut, and by the time you’re 30, you’ll be a huge loser, and the people you went to college with will be huge winners.

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SO NOW WHAT. LIFT. PRAY. go for a POWERWALK. Get some SUN. Bribe people with pizza parties to get you a sweet $10 an hour upper working class fulltime office cubicle job, and then you can at least tell your family that you’re working forty hours a week, Get the F off me, you’re not some part time working lazy layabout. If the job is Spiritually Draining, then just be thankful you have a job, and then smoke w33d and LIFT. And a Man can prob be as old as 40 and still bang 18 year old QTs! So that’s one good thing about being a man!

i might have contradicted myself several times there, heh. ok don’t smoke w33d more than once a week. but you can LIFT every day. well, different muscle groups of course, pulling a muscle will just push you back.

* Some Normalfag Winners use “college dropout” pejoratively and incorrectly, for someone who’s taking a Well-Advised HIATUS from School to Regroup and Replan and come back Stronger Than Ever. That is not a DROPOUT. That is a HIATUS.  A dropout is someone who FLUNKS out with bad grades, is KICKED out, or just STOPS GOING in the MIDDLE of the semester, not someone who soldiers through to the END of a semester and THEN takes a Hiatus!

* If it’s Too Late For Me To Succeed, I feeeeel I can still succeed by HELPING young men who are in the position I was in, and turn THEM from losers into winners. Keep One young man from killing himself, help one young man Floundering through College to find A Way, and then a few years later, he’s working and making money and getting QTs and feeeeeeling haaaaaappy and then he sez THANKS I Never Thought I’d get out of that alive! And I’ll say, GLAD TO HELP! Now Pull some strings to get me hired at your job, and get your QT gurlfran to hook me up with her young 19 year old friends.

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http://pastebin.com/M7SjP9DS

“Why is moving out such a monumental task these days?”

http://pastebin.com/t6GGhU6R

general feels thread, how did yer first luv break your heart permanently and turn you into the failure loser neckbeard you are today, stories about b1tches be b1tches

http://pastebin.com/CGMp9dwd

requesting stories about getting Prostitutes/Escorts/Hookers/Paid Sex. German boasts of getting Attractive Girls at a Reasonable Price.

just learned about this site The Erotic Review

http://www.theeroticreview.com/main.asp

which is like a database of reviews and info about Escorts. Wowzers!

heh heh. here’s a goodun:

burning out mentally

 

can’t argue with that! hahaha. appealed to me because I talk about “burning out mentally” a lot. and feeeeeling “burned out.”

http://pastebin.com/uYzfMRa2

like a girl, she actually shows some interest, get nervous, have bad game, blow chance cuz grill doesn’t think you like her………….(or does she know you’re interested but she just cringes that you are so beta and unmasculine and faggy and unconfident and spaghetti)

http://pastebin.com/BxVYwmmb

^^^how kids become neets, parenting, tough love, motivation, epic ontology o’ neetage, 9/10

http://pastebin.com/AjqW1krC

when your parents have the “we’d still love you if you’re gay” talk because they’ve never seen you with a grill

http://pastebin.com/heqyFMJC

men of r9k: why do you hate women? hehehe nice.

 

HOW TO BECOME A NORMALF4G AND WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO

Because they’re not hatefully angry at everything all the time, and can actually accomplish things in life.

1750 words. with a break in the middle!
july 1 monday 2013

[reel fast movie review, skip if desired cuz doesn’t really Fit The Mission of this Blog:
Kanal By Andrzej Wajda. Uhhh 6.5/10. Started off good, got a little slow towards the end, not as gay and boring as you’d think a movie from 1957 would be hahahaha. deals with the warsaw uprising of 1944. I prepped myself by watching the extras FIRST, then the actual movie. extras were good, a 27 minute thing on the making of, this was a 2003 interview with Wajda, his asst director on the film, and a Famous Polish Film Scholar. Second was a 27 minute interview of Wajda talking to some kind of Polish Ambassador in 2004 who was involved with the uprising. to put it in context. The Old Guy’s opinion was that the Warsaw Uprising slowed both the Germans and the Russians and somehow kept the Russian Army from taking ALL of Berlin and not just East Berlin. Not sure how. Kinda confusing. But the bottom line of Recent Polish History is that Poland was taking it up the A55 from BOTH sides, Germany to the West and Russia to the East, and Poland probably got screwed worse than any other country in WW2. Anyway. Warsaw Uprising is the Polish Home Army “militarily” fighting the Germans trying to occupy Warsaw, but “politically” also fighting the Russians, who were right at the doorstep. The vistula River. Russians coulda jumped in and saved the day, saved the Poles from getting murdered by the Germans, but the Russians preferred to just sit there and “bleed the poles to death.” NOT sure if there was still a Russian-German Nonaggression Pact in 1944 like there was earlier in the war.]

kids taking calc 2 or 3 over the summer. sweet baby jesus. I hate them because I envy them, that they can do this without RAGING out. One of the TOP Things I Hate right now is Good Students. I Hate People Who Don’t HATE Everything like I do. I hate Students who can diligently do their 10 hours of Hard Math HW a day during the 1/6 of the year it’s actually NICE outside, because they’re Good Students with a Good Work Ethic, and I Hate them because I Envy Them for their Good Attitude and Work Ethic which I don’t have but I wish I had, so I hate them…well, I don’t really hate THEM, I ENVY them, and I hate that I am not like them.

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* Heh. WHAT WOULD IT TAKE for me to Productively, Chillly do Calc 5 and Orgo 6 over the summer…..think about it…..yes a Nice Radiant QT Prime Of Youth 19 Year Old College Gurlfran to Make Out With after doing Stupid Problems for 10 hours a day, to be cute and 19 years old and say Oh Good For You, I knew you could do it, now let’s cuddle as I rub my 19 year old body over you and you exclusively, and next month we can slowly upgrade to the next level of intensity, because I’m a Nice Girl, I only do One Base Per Month, bla bla bla bla bla

* ^^^^IRON-CLAD PROOF OF ME BEING WORLD’S HUGEST WOMAN-HATER. OMG THIS MISOGYNIST HAS SUCH A CREEPY CONTROLLING ABUSIVE VIEW OF WOMEN, NO WONDER HE’S A KISSLESS VIRGIN

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I have determined that the best thing I can do regarding my HATE and ANGER towards SKOOL is to Beg For Mercy and Help from a College Counselor/Advisor. Make an appointment, show them my transcripts, say PLEASE can you HALP ME, I am really burning out here, what’s the quickest way for me to get an Upper Working Class 10$ an hour job already, I am sick of school, I need a little DIRECTION at least, can you PLEASE I BEG YOU give me a little direction, O GOD PLEASE HELP ME, I really HATE SKOOL at this point, but I’m SMART I SWEAR, just my lack of focus, work ethic, and my bad attitude and my hate and anger are really making it real HARD for me to use the good brain the lord gave me. Got the Brains, but the Feels get in the way. Got a lot of brains, but got a LOT of Feels too. TOO many feels. Oh Sweet Baby Jesus Hammercy On Me!

And maybe they can “connect the dots”, and say oh you’re real close to this this and this, so think about these 3 options, rather than the 9000000000 “options” out there right now.

*So, Brethren Losers, do yourself a favor and see your own College Counselor. Even if they ARE “Useless”, they can’t possibly be HURTFUL, especially if you’re at Rock Bottom right now as it is!
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* another thing that MIGHT help is Learning College Study / “Survival” Skills, like a Programmed Method for Taking Notes and Studying. Because you never really learned these things in high school, because high school was way easier, now college is way harder. well, not like psychology class, but like fooking organic chemisty and biochemistry and calculus and thermodynamics and statics and plastics and mechanics and stuff like that, where some psychotic 4sshole instructor shouldn’t have a job. Maybe take classes like these at the Community College if you can. Since those instructors don’t really Do Research, then Theoretically they need to be able To Teach. Theoretically. Although I can tell you a lot of them don’t know how to teach either. Anyway, there are tons of books on this type of stuff: “becoming a master student”, “how to study in college” by pauk, the Cornell Note Taking Method, the right vs the wrong way to do flashcards, etc.

So find the people who CAN help you (counselors maybe, tutors maybe) and talk to them and beg them for help because you’re at the end of your rope.

When they say maybe you should go to a shrink too, tell em YEAH YEAH, I’m going to a shrink, why don’t YOU go to a shrink, hahahahaha. No, they probably WON’T tell you to go to a shrink, and they DEF won’t tell you to K yourself like 4chan would. It’s their Masters Degree Lower Middle Class JOB to HELP YOU. And besides it’s paid for by the OBSCENELY GENOCIDALLY OVERPRICED TUITION. YOU are their BOSS. THEY are accountable to YOU, who pays their salary. MAKE THEM WORK FOR IT.

I guess don’t be super hostile to them, or super emo. Just gently let them know you’re Not In A Good Place right now, and you really need some Help Plox. And that aint no lie!

(I am trying to pump myself up to make an Appointment with a College Counselor, if you couldn’t tell)

And I would guess that it’s in These People’s Job Descriptions to be NICE. Nicer than some f4gg0t INSTRUCTOR I’m sure! Those Who Can’t DO, TEACH! (Unless they really WANT to Teach, then they may be good teachers I guess.) These Counselors Probably WANT to HELP you! Let them HELP you! Go to them and say, ” I’m kinda pretty much near the end of my rope here, I really need some Guidance. Help Me Determine My Next Step. ”

Anyway. Their Job is to Help You, so Make Them Do Their Job. I really HATED going to the Academic Counselor because I was STUBBORN and I was also SCARED. Don’t make the same mistake I did. I should have probably visited the counselor at least two times per semester. Got as MUCH outside help as I could, rather than as LITTLE.

* Being CONFUSED about where your LIFE is going is a BIG cause of ANGER. Maybe if you get a little HELP with this, you will be LESS ANGRY AND HATEFUL, and you already KNOW that will help you in all aspects of your life. Like LIFTING. or PRAYING. Less Anger/Hate will make you Better and Stronger and Smarter.

* Although if you follow My plan, you start the First Day of College with your Major Declared (Electrical, Mechanical, Computer, Biomedical, Chemical Engineering) and know what classes you’re gonna take and what profs you’re gonna stalk and what internships you’re gonna get, for every semester, and every summer, from day 1. THEN maybe you can get away with visiting the advisor once a semester, instead of once a MONTH, once a month would be ideal for lazy layabouts who don’t know what they’re doing and thus shouldn’t even be Away At College in the FIRST place.

* If you are Privileged Enough to be Away At A Big College, then Visit your Advisor once a month, every month, even if you think you don’t need to.

* Also, visit a Psychological Counselor / Shrink at least once a month, even if you don’t think you need to. Do it ANYWAY, to make sure you aren’t developing any bad habits, like anger or hatred or alcohol or drugs or laziness. It’s their job to keep you on track. To make you better and stronger. Heck if you don’t visit them now, you’ll just end up visiting them LATER, when you REALLY need it, once you’ve REALLY hit rock bottom, and you’re reading r9k and v9k and My Blog, and thinking about Ending It All because you’re a Huge Neet Loser Virgin who still wants to bang College Girls, but has even LESS of a chance now that you’re Creepy and Fat and Old. So Go On Spring Break like I said last post. The Ugliest of the Young Drunken State College girls will be hotter than the Average 35 year old Real World Bar Skanks With Kids. No Contest!

* Heh. Neet semi-wizards like us view Sex in a Very Big Picture Sense: Normalfags get sex. Women get sex. But we Beta, Omega, Wizard Virgins do NOT get Sex, or Cuddling, or Hugging, Or Handholding, Or GFs, or makeouts, or anything like that. So Women are essentially just Normalfags then. I know my Target Audience! I have good enough social skills to have S with a Drunk 5/10 Woman….BUT I HAVE IMPOSSIBLY HIGH STANDARDS, hahahaha. Besides, I HATE skool, careers, and normalfags too much to ever fully BE a normalfag. Normalfags don’t have this much HATE, and it’s ultimately my HATE that keeps me from Succeeding in Skool, Career, Women, and Life.

* So I suppose the goal is….. BECOME A NORMALFAG. A Happy, Healthy, Handholding, Gurlfran-having Normalfag, who is able to Set Skool and Career and Relship Goals and Reach Them without raging out or giving up.