LEADERSHIP BS VS MANAGEMENT BS: HOW TO NOT BE BAD AT INTERVIEWS

tues oct 15th

If you are being Micromanaged at your Underjob and don’t appreciate it, all the more because you do a ridiculously good job, then write a brief story about it you can tell in an interview later. But specifically go out of your way to say that none of your previous employers did this, because you can’t speak poorly of prev employers. just say, hypoethetically, this is an example of poor management, and here’s what i would do instead. Because I’m a LEADER not a MANAGER. I don’t just do things right, I Do The Right Thing. I Inspire by Example.

Drink Tea / Iced Tea throughout the day instead of coffee all day if you have to stay up for like 36 hours straight to get all your werk done. Coffee is fine at the beginning and middle of the day, but too much too fast will dehydrate you and make you poop your pants. So have two coffee breaks, and rest of the day, drink strong tea.

If you don’t have time to use a Cigarette Machine to make Cigarettes, just buy Roll Your Own and Roll Each Cigarette as you “need” them. Like I’ve been too lazy to sit down and use the machine to make 20 cigs, but I would be willing to ROLL a cig, if I had some Papers.

Note: do NOT buy Zig Zag papers, because they turn brown easily and always look like you’re smokign a Huge Joint. It looks SO Bad.

Buy a bag of Bugler Tobacco, or even better, a huge bag of Pipe Tobacco, and just roll that.

This is all assuming you don’t smoke a LOT. For example, I am lucky to smoke 1 pack per week. less than 3 cigs per day. Usually just one.

Find your local friendly pawn shop and/or gold shop, and start out buying some SILVER there. Silver is like the Poor Man’s Gold. Be sure you check the Market Price before you get there. Right now the price was about $21 an ounce. So go and buy an ounce and see how much it is worth in a year. I remember around 2 years ago when silver was like $15 an ounce. Now it’s $22. Not Bad, uh???? Imagine if I had bought 10 ounces back then! 16 Ounces!

wed 16th

WOW, got home at 1 am, woke up at 453 am, in at 7am, now 752 am. DEF could not do this more than once every….3 weeks? 2 weeks? Anyway I showed largesse by doing a social call, the LESSON LEARNED, and there’s almost always a LESSON LEARNED, that’s the whole reason I tell STORIES, is that

* You should try to sacrifice your Sleep once in a while to Hang Out with your Friends especially if they are doing a fun event. Just to show you care. I was making a tradeoff of sacrificing a regular and beloved Social Event, because of Time Sched Changes, basically, wanting to get proper sleep for getting up Super Early in the AM. Super Early, like earlier than average even for normalfg successfuls with upper working class careerjobs.

CHECK YOUR FRIEND-HAVING PRIVILEGE, NON-WIZARD SCUM.

10 pm should not be up so late but had to do a min quota of hw, and it’s still 3 hours earlier than last night. HAD to lay down to check my nap having privilege today. Said I would do for 2 hours but knew full well it would be longer. ended up being 3 or 4 hours, not suprising. wasted a bunch of time listening to lifelover and joy division and playing around with the long awaited new version of f.lux: darkroom settings, “ember” brightness at night, really quite friendly on the eyes, even set it to slightly dimmer for during the day, with the hypoth that the comp screen is Just Too Damn Bright Even During The Day.

Lifelover is real kewl, and great for us Emo Feelz Types. Wish they coulda lasted longer. You might think they’re corny but I still find them very honest. Honest Angst here. Anger, Hatred, Sadness, all wrapped up in catchy melodies and painful vocals. Dark haunting bits as well. One of a kind sound, even if all their songs sound The Same, it’s a good sound, hehehe. Would have liked to see them years from now, but the guy died at age 25 or so. pretty simple concept, amazing no one else did it sooner. what is a good “lifelover ripoff band” that can continue that sorta thing. I think you COULD “rip them off” in a respectful way and add new things to that sound. so much potential. Dark Metal combined with Dark Pop essentially. struggle to find the perfect production though. real hard to do programmed drums and make them sound good. prefer the live drums on “dekadens.”

Use f.lux to protect your eyes from the bright computer screen.

new shoes are breaking in ok, might take 2 weeks or more for full break in.

Go to Youtube , type in leadership, and watch vidyas by leadership gurus talking about leadership. Leadership is the same thing as “Management” but uses different BS Buzzwords, and ATM IMHO the Leadership Buzzwords will work better in an Interview than Management Buzzwords. Sounds more Emotionally Intelligent for Today’s Sensitive Managers. Unless you’re interview for a Manager Job, then maybe use a combination of Management AND Leadership Buzzwords. But if you’re a Loser reading this blog, then f00k no, you’re not gonna be managing anybody, you are competing for a spot at the bottom of the barrel.

Buy a little Wahl trimmer so you can trim the annoying hair by your ears that starts to look real bad after a few months.

Again, I cannot emphasize enough, DO NOT BUY WHITE T-SHIRTS. When you’re in the socks and underwear aisle reaching for a pack of 3 white tshirts, JUST SAY NO, and look directly to the left or right, and buy the Black or Grey ones instead. Pref Grey. Because after like one washing, the white shirt will look all yellow and shabby, like you never shower or wash your clothes, and will be immediately obvious underneath your dress shirt.  White shirts looks dirty even when they’re clean.

Now, it might look unprofessional to wear a black tshirt under a white dress shirt, if you’re an Investment Banker who always needs to look his best. But, more than likely, that’s not you, and you can get away with wearing a nonwhite tshirt under your Work Shirt. This is an improvement even if you’re just a loser working at mcdonalds or ralphs. Although they might have a strict dress code against that.

fri oct 18th

ok done prepping muh series of 4 shorter posts. u should be seeing this on oct 24th. here are a few last minute protips. You can come up with new, useful Protips Erry Day. Erry Day should be a neverending stream of protips and lifehacks and cheat codes on how to win at life.  good idea after good idea.

Protip: go into spotify and into your starred list of 3000 songs. then order them by DATE ADDED and copy the songs from the past THREE MONTHS to a new list, and then play THAT new list on Random Shuffle. This will give you like a greatest hits of the past 3 months.

HOWEVER, it’s not fool proof. I GUESS an alternate approach would be to make a similar list from your History from the Past 3 months. Because if what if during the past 3 months you listened to a lot of nonstarred songs, OR songs that were starred longer than 3 months ago! Note: HISTORY is under “PLAY QUEUE.” Spotify really needs to HIRE ME to make them better. That’s my VALUE ADD.

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TALK LIKE A SMART PERSON

oct 13th or so:

OK, so you’re in the Bottom 1% of weird, awkward, neet, virgin, weak, omega, lazy Losers.  SOOOO different from all those normalfags, so fubared, so far gone, right? NOPE. While you ARE part of a Small, Select, Exclusive Group, the Cure is A Lot Simpler Than You Think. You Can Be Cured/Fixed. Very Possible. You just need a little help and guidance from someone in the know. Me. We WILL Implement these Simple Steps (Simple in theory, ie they can be comprehended by an 100 IQ Normalfag Idiot, but WILL take a bit of courage and forcing to actually DO.)

If you haven’t had a 21YOQT SOYF in a long time, well then maybe it’s time to Go Back To the Pick Up Artist Sex-Obsessed Stuff, because you’ve lost your edge, you’re getting rusty, and need to brush up on First Principles and Best Practices of How To Be Masculine and Pull 21YOQTs To Your Face.

“Little” stuff, like the dale carnegie, Daniel goleman, Emotional Intelligence, How To Talk To People, Social Skills kind of stuff, Back To Basics. because you need the basics, you’re not GETTING the basics. You SKIPPED the basics, but THESE basics you NEED. Go Back and do them. Git R Done. Or maybe you didn’t SKIP em per se, but it’s been so LONG since you did them, you got REAL RUSTY, it’s LIKE you skipped them.

What else. Well, I will Stand Up And Share that I FINALLY went and got those Shoes I’ve been whinging about for days and months and weeks and years. I did a fair amount of research on zappos.com to figure out what I wanted. A Comfortable Work/Duty Shoe for people who walk and stand a lot. Dansko Croc style shoes are very big sellers here, however a bit expensive. I figured the Skechers “WORK” brand was better priced. Then I went to Kohls and looked for Skechers Work. I was unimpressed by their selection next to zappos.com. Next time, hopefully in no less than two years, I will try DSW or payless or burlington and not kohls. Kohls is good for everything BUT shoes. There was a Skechers Shoe which was not the “work” sub-brand, but which looked 80% like the shoe I was looking at on zappos. So I grabbed it and GTFO.

They seem bretty good, prob need some breaking in. Went a Little Bigger than usual, as that was a theme I was seeing. your foot should have room to wiggle around inside the shoe. And I can attest that having snug-fitting shoes throughout the day produces very stinky feet and permanently stinky shoes. yes your foot expands throughout the day, especially while you’re wearing shoes. At first the shoes seemed really loose but after a few hours now they feel a lot better. Hopefully they don’t either fall apart or start smelling horrible in less than 2 years. even 1.5 years. Next time, try Zappos for real.

Also, you are probably not a big spender on clothes for yourself, but definitely try to go above and beyond for your SHOES. I was seriously looking at some $150 Ecco brand shoes. Yes you can get away with $20 Jeans and Pants and Shirts, and save your money for Good Shoes.

I still can’t say if these new shoes are worth the $58 I paid for them, also that is about $18 more than I usually pay for shoes.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.

If you are given a task at your underwork, and you think, no WAY could anybody else do this, they would TOTALLY screw this up, good thing the manager gave the task to ME, now did they do that purposely, and this is especially if the manager is not around. In this case YOU are the de facto manager. YEAH. That’s right. Now they might never explicitly say “I’m Leaving You In Charge.” or “While I’m Gone, You’re In Charge.” So you never make the connection. Maybe THEY never make the connection. But look at the reality of the situation. And be sure to PUT IT ON YOUR RES/CL: “I WAS ACTING MANAGER. I MANAGED PEOPLE AND PROJECTS.”

Sometimes there is Resume Gold just sitting there under the surface of your Seemingly Boring Deadend Underjob.

Say that you were “SINGULARLY ENTRUSTED WITH MANAGING/IMPLEMENTING/FOLLOWING THROUGH/ DELIVERING PROJECTS OF EXTRAORDINARY URGENCY/IMPORTANCE.” You got the Special Tasks because YOU ARE SPECIAL. So SAY so on your resume, so one day you can GET PAID the money you DESERVE.

What else. Oh yeah. If you’re whining “but I don’t waaaaaaant 21yoqt’s to SOMF, I WANT 18 yoqt’s to SOMF!!!! I Will Settle for nothing less than 18 yos! 21 yos aren’t good enough!”

Then You are beyond My help. Yes, you’re RIGHT, 18 yos ARE Cuter than 21 yo’s, but you have to at least meet me halfway here, and agree that 21 yos would still make you go HNNNNGGGGG and would get the job done. Besides, when’s the last time you had a 21 yo SOYF? That’s what I thought.

OK here’s yet another great Protip: If you are used to doing your Laundry on Sundays, try doing it on Saturdays. Or Mondays. plus or minus one day. I usually do laundry once every 2 weeks. On Sundays. but I would DREAD doing it, since sunday is my Day Off and I like being Extra Lazy on that day. So now I am trying doing it on Saturday, when I have to get up early for underwork. Usually I am so Lazy I take a nap right after underwork, but now in that time, I am gonna Stay Awake and Drink Coffee and try to Do Homework. And then it came to me: Why Not Do LAUNDRY during this time? So I popped it in.

NOW, the REAL challenge will be to actually DO HOMEWORK during this time. SInce I have an UNGODLY amount of stuff to do. not the type of thing you can finish in one 8 hour day, hehehehe. hrrrrmm.  maybe two serious 8 hour days.

ANOTHER PROTIP: Since you’re not allowed to put your IQ on your resume, just use big words and during the interview, TALK LIKE A SMART PERSON. You know how when you hear a dumb person talk, you can tell they’re dumb because they talk like a dumb person? So just make sure not to talk like that. Use proper english grammar and sprinkle in some big words. talk like A Professor. Watch CSPAN and talk like somebody on there. Make Hand Gestures as you use the Smart People Words so the people pay extra special attention that Your Smrt.

Yep. It’s all about showing and telling that you’re SMART, WITHOUT listing your High IQ. You wouldn’t think this would be so hard to do. So keep using the Big Smart Person GRE words. Who cares if you “sound like someone trying too hard to sound smart.” REALLY dumb people don’t even TRY to sound smart, they can’t even. If you TRY to SOUND smart, then you ARE QED smart enough to do 99.99999% of jobs, except for like the Smartest .00000001% of Medical Dockers, or The Smartest 1% of Math Professors Emeriti.

mond 14th, 830 am

did not get a lot of sleep, but feel uncharacteristically good. might be the new shoes. if you need new shoes, go out and treat yourself with a pair of GOOD new shoes. Will make you feel like a New Person for days and days, maybe even a week.

If you are bored of shaving with a Razor, then get an Electric Razor. Definitely easier and more fun, although no more than 20% faster. Certainly 50% or more less work/effort though.

I try to watch Joyce Meyer “Enjoying Everyday Life” from 6:20 am to 6:25 am every day on the Family ABC Channel. Today she said not to live in regret. You can be sorry and move on. Because regret steals your energy from fixing stuff RIGHT NOW.

Again, prob won’t become a Joyce Meyer Fanatic, because how much of a Bible Thumping MegaPreacher can a person take, but she does have some great ideas, and is well worth watching for 5 minutes a day.

 

BSING IN THE INTERVIEW EVEN BETTER THAN BSING ON RESCL

saturday july 6 2013

heh. HOW DOES pastebin have enough room and filenames to NEVER DELETE the thousands of pastes that get added every minute? gotta start saving muh 4chan threads to the computere. and then obv backing them up on a Cloud Solution.

* Get a Dropbox account and use it to Back Up your favorite most important files every couple months or so.  I use it to back up my 4chan junk, tons of pictures, my BOOKMARKS (back up your bookmarks!), backup xml files of muh Blogs in case somebody reports them to wordpress and they get deleted.

* Listen to GRATEFUL DEAD concerts from the 70s and 80s. This music will chill you out and make you happier GUARANTEED. If they sound bad on one show, just find another show. they had some off nights. go to spotify, there are a million shows. go to archive.com, there are a million shows to download. these aint the days of tape trading no mo.  Was just listening to spotify and then “brokedown palace” came on and KILLED me! It doesn’t even MATTER if they’re a bunch of wasted burnouts who rarely hit the right notes when singing backup harmonies! (that song is kinda SAD, but “Beautiful sad”, makes you want to weep, because you think you might be a Beautiful Person underneath all the hate, anger, and failure)

* note to self: this band “Furthur” featuring Bob Weir and Phil Lesh is prob the closest thing you will see to the Dead in 2013. Pretty sure “The Other Ones” and “The Dead” are done. Not sure.

Actually Weir and Lesh are looking and sounding VERY well for 70 year old “burnouts”, hahahaha. I’d see them!

ok NOT a Music blog! But Going to see a Furthur show would probably lift your spirits.

* how about this: because the employer is probably not RECORDING you VERBATIM during your interview, they have a lesser chance of Officially Background Checking the “facts” you VERBALLY mention in your interview, versus the “facts” you’re serving up on a silver platter, in writing, in your ResCL.

* TELL BIGGER LIES DURING YOUR INTERVIEW because they’re less likely to check them, you’re less likely to get fired in the future for them.

* Gap in employment? Tell them you were traveling the country visiting relatives, EVEN IF YOU WEREN’T.

* Dropped out of school? Tell them you are Reevaluating your Goals, and Reorientating and Repurposing your Personal Brand. Reinventing yourself, making yourself better and stronger. Cutting a Bad Investment, Starting a better investment.

* They ask about some program/technology you never even heard of? Say Yes I’m Somewhat Familiar with that. I know the Basics. Because you can go online and LEARN the basics before you even start the job.

* If you admit to needing TRAINING, you will NOT get the job. NO Employer wants to TRAIN you, because they are huge balllicking, child-molesting, family-abandoning, satanic, zombie, vampire, soulless, godless, ungodly rat faggot f00ks. So don’t think you can’t be a lying troll when you interview for these dishonest, lying, throw you under the bus faggots!

* If you can’t find vidyas or tutorials online, then just show up and wing it as best you can, and ask someone who’s not your manager that you forgot how to do such and such, Your System Looked A Little Different But I Swear I’ve Used This Before.

* Order a background check FOR YOURSELF and then just use THAT information so you never get one month off or something. it will EMPOWER you just to be LOOKING at the full background check, seeing What The Employergodfag sees.

* tell them you are super loyal and want to work with their company for 50 years and you will never leave and never try to move up and cost the company more money. you don’t have the ambition to move up or out because the sweet $10 an hour upper working class fulltime entry level office job is your dream job 4ever.

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* when you leave the company for a better job, give your boss a big black Brutal Dildo ™ and a big bottle of Vaseline to show him what a Huge Faggot he is. Then make fun of him for being a CUCKOLD with a FAT HAMBEAST WIFE who CHEATS on him because he doesn’t make enough MONEY, and he molests his son too, faggot cuckold.

* A “College Job” or “Bachelors Degree Job” might be best defined as a job where all your coworkers have Bachelors Degrees. And most of the people are Fulltime. And you probably have UNdergrad Unpaid Interns. Your BOSS, however, prob has a faggy masters degree. MBA or MSA or sommat.

* Okay. I’m actually gonna start Writing Out The Script that You can use on your CL and actually in the interview itself.

* “I am experienced at an elementary level with Fukufagu Scheduling Software. I can successfully complete everyday tasks. I am training independently to advance my skills from elementary to intermediate, and hope to reap the rewards of this education into tangible results for this organization!”

(to be used when they ask you about blabla software, Enterprise Resource Management Software, BASF, ASF, I forgot the name of it……SAP. SAP is what I’m thinking of. And you have maybe HEARD of the software but never actually used it. Well guess what, you aren’t gonna get PAID to be TRAINED on it. So just LIE and TRAIN YOURSELF secretly.)

* The worst that could happen would be, they lay you off because you’re not as good at the program as they thought. Then supplicate before them like a total niceguy faggot so you can squeeze some Unemployment out of them.

* Coming in early and leaving late will help with this. Unless it’s a Salary Job where you HAVE to work 80 hours a week, no overtime over 40 hours, to get the job done, or you’re fired. with no unemployment. Maybe. Not Sure!

* but otherwise, DEFINITELY try to come in early and leave late. like 15 minutes early and 15 minutes late. so they get half an hour of free work from you a day. 5$ of your 10$ job. 2 and half hours of free work a week. maybe bump it up to 3. but make sure your manager SEES you coming in LIKE A BOSS early, or else this is wasted.

* your reward for this is not getting fired.

* of course, maybe you’ll get fired because your work is too GOOD and you make everyone else Look Bad. I guess some places are like that. Never been able to get one of those jobs though.

*Join The Navy Officer Candidate School.

* heh. “It Gets Better” is the worst slogan ever. It does NOT get better unless you MAKE it get better.

* The good news however, is that Little Changes can make a Big Impact. Ripple Effect. So do something Little, not something Big. Something Little is better than Nothing at all.

DOING THIS WILL MAKE YOU LESS LAZY

wed july 3 2013

* so you say, academic advisors / college counselors are USELESS, they’re not gonna tell me anything I don’t know, they’re just SALESPEOPLE trying to get me to buy as MUCH of their product as possible. I say, put all these thoughts out of your mind until you actually GO. Tell yourself the following mantra: “GOING TO SEE THE COUNSELOR IS A CURE FOR MY MORALLY LAZY LOSERNESS. GOING TO SEE THE COUNSELOR WILL MAKE ME LESS OF A LOSER. IT WILL DIRECTLY SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF ME BEING LAZY. IT WILL MAKE ME LESS LAZY.”

* Come up with tons of Easily Memorizeable Mantras like that and put them on flashcards and memorize them for 5 minutes every day.

* You can’t PROVE the counselors are just SALESMEN. Maybe I’m just NAIVE, but, even the huge CYNIC that I am, I Want To Believe that MOST Counselors WANT to do a Good Job of Counseling The Confused. You don’t just WALTZ into one of these jobs because you’re somebody’s COUSIN. No, you gotta have a Masters Degree and Be a True Believer and have 10 Unpaid Internships and Outcompete 1000 other Counselors Vying For the Job; you can’t simply be a Morally Lazy Hamsterwheeling Clockwatcher. THEY WANT TO HELP YOU. THEY DON’T WANT TO SCAM YOU. If ANYONE wants to SCAM you, it’s the higher-up ADMINISTRATORS making 10 times more money than the counselors. The SUITS you NEVER SEE. The PLUTOCRATS.

* Is TOTO nothing more than a POOR MAN’s JOURNEY? I Think Not! Maybe they are a RICH Man’s Journey! [this is not a MUSIC blog!!!]

* As you go throughout your day at your Humiliating Underjob, ask yourself, HOW CAN I QUANTIFY THIS? Things that you’d think you could never put numbers on, you can put numbers on. And then put those numbers into gd bullet points on your resume. That’s the hot thing in bullet points in 2013, and prob in 2012 too: QUANTIFYING “ACHIEVEMENTS”. So If you don’t have any “ACHIEVEMENTS”, then just quantify boring day to day stuff, to try to DRESS IT UP.

* When I talked in last posts that it’s okay for you to “fap” about “nonperverted” stuff about some QT Waitress etc, lemm clarify: You can still go pretty far with Nonperverted. You can imagine Full Blown PIV. the line is drawn at anything Fetishistic, or Mean, or Abusive. What about Blasting on the Girl’s Face? I would try to steer clear of that, although her S’ing your D is probably ok. But Definitely steer clear of anything involving Stretching. If you’ve ever had S before, just PLUG THE GIRL INTO THAT IMAGE. (Chances are, you’re a virgin, or if not, you’ve only had S with unattractive wimmin out of desperation, and it totally sucked. However, as an Expert who has had S with An Attractive Woman One Time, I can guarantee you, the girl being attractive makes all the difference in the world!!!)

* But Don’t misconstrue me. Don’t do this 10 times a day, don’t do it more than….once every three days. And don’t get hung up / in love with that one girl. oneitis.

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* Ideally you would TALK to that girl and try to “HANG OUT” with her. But if you’re RAGING ANGRY at your Station In Life, I realize this can be impossible. Because you have no confidence and charm and can only talk about what a loser you are and how much you hate everything. Girls with that attitude can still Get Sex; Men with that attitude canNOT.

* Practice talking to people on Omegle to learn the basics of Small Talk. Then make the babby step of saying those same things to real people. Learn to love Small Talk. Women can get away with saying “I’m an Introverted Autist and Don’t Like Small Talk”; Men canNOT get away with that. Men have to be Charming, Confident, Outgoing, and learn how to convincingly fake being an Extravert. But the good news is, that’s well within your reach by doing the above things. Hopefully after a while you’ll be able to do small talk without even THINKING about it, and everyone will like you.

* heh. CONTRACTS for Rels with QTs, that is a damn good idea. I am SUCH a good Ideas Man. Like they’re not allowed to dump you before you’ve gotten your fill of Action from them, if they do dump you they have to pay you Severance, meaning you’re entitled to some Weaning-Off Action. Aaaaaannnnd you don’t have to worry about them dumping you at any time in the next 2 years, or 1 year, or 15 months, or however long you negotiate the contract to be. Like a Union Contract, or a Sports Contract, or a Gummint Contract, etc. So even if you’re not at the Top Of Your Game all the time, you don’t have to worry about them cutting you off cold turkey. Because they/you are under contract. It’s a Sure Thing. You know you can count on her to Make Out with you at the end of 2 years of 18 hour days. A Consistent Reward Schedule. That you know you won’t be left HIGH AND DRY. Won’t be LEFT IN THE LURCH.  SUCH a good idea. But it smacks of BETA, amirite? Because a REAL Masculine Alpha Man doesn’t NEED a contract to keep a QT in line!

* SUPPOSEDLY Men can get BORED with even Attractive QTs, that the novelty and excitement can wear off after The Honeymoon Period. I THINK IT’S SAFE TO SAY that THESE are not the Men I’m talking to. I wonder how long this takes. 2 months? 3 months? Pretty sure it takes at LEAST 2 months. That it takes approx 50 S Sessions.  But if I know you Betas, you get DUMPED WELL BEFORE this Exciting Period ends, and thus you remain Butthurt and Raging and Broken and Gaping Wound for YEARS, MUCH LONGER than it would have taken for the Excitement to Wear Off in the FIRST place!

* ANYWAY. Get Down And Give Me 20 Pushups RIGHT NOW. And Tomorrow call an academic counselor and set up an appointment. Have your MOM call them if you’re too NEET to use the phone! Which You may be! I HATE being PROACTIVE on the phone and don’t call people unless I’m absolutely FORCED to. Well, to combat that procrastination, get down and give me 20 pushups right now, then pray to the LORD for strength to Conquer your Fear and Anger and Laziness, and then go and make the most spaghetti pockets call you can, it’s THEIR JOB TO HELP YOU.

“IF YOUR ACT SCORE IS LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO 34, A TOTAL LOSER YOU WILL BE, AND NOTHING MORE!”

may 30, 2013

* If you are a Regular Coffee Drinker, NEVER regularly buy coffee from Starbucks. They are SO Expensive. Some f4gg0ts buy coffee from Starbucks EVERY DAY. This adds up to like $10000 a YEAR. MAKE YOU OWN COFFEE, you will save SO MUCH money that way. Go To Walmart and buy one of those Ridiculously Big Mugs that can hold an Entire Pot of Coffee, if you wanna be ridiculous about it.

* Go to Walmart and buy a BPA-Free water bottle to drink your water from.

* If you make Super Repetitive Bedroom Black Metal, at least try to come at it from an Electronic Music Producer perspective and do some Studio Trickery to play with the sounds a little bit. If you repeat the same music for 15 minutes straight, it’s gotta at least SOUND good. ishygddt.jpg Something can be “Ambient” without being BORING.

* If Modern-Day Deathspell Omega sounds too TRYHARD to you, do not neglect to give OLD Deathspell Omega a try. But not “Infernal Battles” because the sound is GODAWFUL. But “Inquisitors of Satan” and “Manifestations”, stuff from that period, is VERY tasty, and VERY different from their TRYHARD stuff. OK this is not a MUSIC blog.

* If you HAVE to Jerk-off, then at LEAST jerk-off to your IMAGINATION, NOT watching that Porn POISON. And imagine Good Clean Wholesome Sex, not decadent perverted weird sex. IMHO, both the Religiouses AND the mainstream media get it deadly WRONG re Sex. Religious is too Sex-Negative, and Mainstream is Too Sex-Positive, to the point that it Celebrates Perversion and Poison. It can be hard to find that Goldilocks sex, our Men don’t even know HOW to IMAGINE it. So Practice imagining it. Good Old Fashioned PIV, Bond-Forging, Intimate S with a Beautiful Young Moral Woman. Almsot forgot, And then there’s also Emo F4ggy The Unmasculine Beta Male CRIES during/after Sex. You don’t want that either. Although those poor f4gg0ts probably are closer to the correct mindset, of Sex Not Being Separated From Love, of Sex Being Important and Meaningful, as opposed to Throwaway Decadence. They just need to BE MOAR MASCULINE about it.

* Take A Gap Year to Work A Crappy Job And Prepare For College. Plan every single goddamn SECOND of the next four years. The three months of summer will prob not be long enough to do this, hence the Gap Year. You want to Hit The Ground Running SO Hard and SO Fast because this is your ONE CHANCE to be a Winner at Life, Screw It Up, and you’ll be a Loser At Life, always wishing you could get in a Magical Nonexistent Time Machine and go back to this moment. The preparation will involve: picking the best STEM major; researching the Profs so you can start researching with a Prof AS A FRESHMAN. Then, researching with AT LEAST FOUR different Profs, a different one per year, AND getting AT LEAST THREE GOD-TIER INTERNSHIPS, one for each of the three summers. Any Less than that, and you WILL be a failure, but if you pass that test, you’ll be SET FOR LIFE.

* So now you see how this can take some TIME to PREPARE FOR. If you don’t have a VERY detailed plan from your FIRST DAY AS A FRESHMAN, GTFO, YOU SHOULDN’T BE THERE. You don’t need to KILL YOURSELF because you’re still young, so take a Gap Year, come back when you ARE ready.

* ALSO: during that Gap Year, GO SEE A MASCULINE, JUNGIAN SHRINK/COUNSELOR even if you think you don’t need to. Think of it as a TUNE UP so that you can Stay At The Top of Your Game The Next Four Years. Because if you have any Chinks in the Armor, you WILL be weakened, and if you’re weakened, you WILL fail in life. You don’t want to fail in life, so you have to come in strong and stay strong, and going to see a Masculine Jungian Shrink Before all this is HOW you COME IN strong. DO IT. You don’t need to see HIM EVERY DAY, just a couple times.

* Heh. I don’t want TOO MUCH of this to be directed to 17 year olds. No more than 40%. At least 60% needs to be directed to people who Screwed Up In The Past. I can’t just tell you all to KILL YOURSELVES, because then I’d be telling myself to kill myself, and I don’t want to do that! We HAVE to find a way to bounce back from the Huge Mistakes of our past, it won’t be EASY, it won’t be QUICK, but we HAVE to find a way!!

* Write extremely ANGRY STORIES where you Sublimate your anger. They can be the angriest, most negative stories ever written, ending with huge murder suicides, not merely punching people in the face! I wonder if there is a site with stories like this. Because they aren’t made into Mainstream Books or Movies.

* Obviously do not ACT on the angry, violent things in these stories.

* Also try to make there be some underlying Good Moral to the story, not completely nihilistic or decadent. Like the protagonist does not kill people just because he’s a psychopath, or his goal in life is to kidnap young women and keep them captive in a Sex Dungeon and do Godawful Fetishes. Heh. Unplug your mind from Torture Porn Filth, you’re being poisoned.

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* If you see some job with 900000000 requirements that you don’t technically have but could easily LEARN, then LIE about SOME of them in your Cover Letter, drop some of the names, so that you cover 73% of the things listed. Lie To Get An Interview. Now hopefully they will grant you an interview because you mentioned 73% of the 900000000000 specific things they wanted. Schedule the interview for anything but the very next day so you have time to prepare. Then CRAM YOUR BRAIN with Youtube Vidyas about How To Use InformationManagementSystemByLipschitz9000(tm). If you don’t want to lie and say you use these systems On-The-Job, because certainly you don’t, but perhaps you SHOULD think about Lying, but if you don’t feel like lying about that, lie and said you studied the system in a Management Informationships Systems Course (point to a course on your transcript that MAY be conceivably related to that) and say you were so Interested in it that you did an Independent Study on the System, far above and beyond what was covered in the class. (Even though really you just watched VIDYAS for an HOUR. An Hour Per Buzzword.)

* Lie About Your Experience Basically. In an Ideal World, they would be able to see you’re OBVIOUSLY INTELLIGENT, but Intelligence Is RACIST. However TRAINING is EVIL. So you have to somehow Demonstrate, with lies, that you are PRE-TRAINED. This is the kind of Advanced F4GG0TRY we have to contend with!

* I was referring to a “bla bla technician” job that listed an Associates Degree for Education and which starts at 31k. Technically Loser Money, but still a Fulltime, Benefits, Office, UNION job. Meaning you can’t get LAID OFF, and you could go all the way up to 45k. NOT BAD UH? Of course by that time, you will have gained enough Momentum, showed them what a f00king BOSS you are, and use this as a stepping stone. But sometimes you need a stepping stone to get to the stepping stone. Heh. You need an Unpaid Internship BEFORE the Unpaid Internship, College BEFORE The College. Jesus Christ Almighty God In Heaven.

* Copy and paste right from the Qualifications/Responsiblities directly into your Cover Letter, then once in the Cover Letter, move the stuff around to make it look like you didn’t direct copypaste.

* if you have to fill out a 10 hour application, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIND SOME WAY TO EXPORT IT BEFORE YOU SEND IT OFF. They won’t GIVE you a way to “export” it, so get creative. Copy and Paste everything to a Text File, so you can Recopy and Repaste it later, and the future applications will only take 5 hours rather than 10 hours. But that will make a BIG DIFFERENCE in cutting down the FRUSTRATION of having to LOOK UP and WRITE all that tedious stuff down. ONE AND DONE. DON’T LET YOUR WORK GET THROWN INTO THE TRASH.

* If you ACT Score Is Less Than OR EQUAL TO 34, To A Total Loser You Will Amount, And Nothing More! hahahahahahahahahahaha ya like that poem DONTCHYA

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