“i want an easy low stress job where i dont have to work very hard”
WOW GREAT search query. I get the best, you can see. Yep I want that job too! I will also take a high-stress job where I get paid a lot, but don’t have to work very hard to GET hired, and could not easily get fired for underperforming.
So the idea is, whenever you get a negative thought, to challenge it, somehow, someway. for example:
“I will always be a huge loser, I will never get a good job”. then you say, “what’s my proof of that? do i have a crystal ball where I can see with 100% certainty what will happen in the future.”
“No, but past behavior is a Robust Predictor of Future Behavior.”
“But Behaviour can be changed, no?”
“Sure, but the Odds are Against it!”
“But I can beat the odds!”
“That’s what gambling addicts say.”
“But I’m not really BETTING anything. Yeah. Suck on that, faggot!”
Of course you should probably not be calling yourself a faggot. But yeah, you can see how you have ARGUMENTS with YOURSELF, and you often get really Argumentative trying to PROVE to yourself what a huge hopeless loser you are!
Imagine if you could use that argumentative power to argue in your favor! To be your own best friend instead of your own worst enemy!
“But muh depression and low self-esteem makes perfect sense logically! There’s a reason they call it depressive realism! Because we see REALITY more clearly!”
Then I say, in this one case, it’s more HEALTHY to be DELUDED and NOT see reality.
heh haven’t had a picture in a long time.
So isn’t it interesting you may have developed great skill in arguing AGAINST any arguments in your favor? Good at arguing at WHY you’re such a huge loser? That can’t be good!
So I like what Omar Depression Hero sez: if you can’t come up with a convincing argument, then just say SOMETHING, ANYTHING positive, like “Thank God I can walk” is one he suggests. Thank God I don’t have CANCER. that kind of thing.
Because we are real good experts at coming up with EXCUSES at why we are huge losers.
OK. Hating Skool. WHY do you hate skool. How can we get you to stop hating skool. Whoa easy there, one question at a time. WHY do you hate skool?
Because it’s too expensive. Yes it IS too expensive. Ideally we would get Free College like they do in Sweden, although Sweden’s got its own set of problems I would not want either. So you can minimize the costs by doing at least half of your credits at Community College.
Because it doesn’t guarantee you an upper working class job. Nope it doesn’t, but you can do other things that WILL GUARANTEE yourself an UWC job, namely: 1. networking 2. extracurriculars. You do enough of those things and I GUARANTEE you will get an ok UWC job, if not a LMC job!
College is simply the “necessary but not sufficient” portion of that.
Because it’s hard as f00k when you’re at least 10 years older than the students. they are all full of energy, normalfag neverdepresseds, they get with “age appropriate” wimmin, aka prime of youth women, they are YOUNG, you wish you were 10 years younger, you’re a huge loser and you blew all the chances you had when you were their age. you wish you were young again. you envy them for their youth.
Yeah this is an honestly rough and tough one! You have a right to be upset because there’s no easy fix to that one!
Some workarounds include: just AVOID the youngsters maybe. take as many online classes as possible. or how about this: sit in the VERY FIRST ROW, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE INSTRUCTOR. That way you don’t have to LOOK at all the young kids who will advance in their careers faster.
And build a Support System of Counselors, Advisors, and Instructors. Talk to your instructor after class, make them remember you. Tell them your story. Beg them for help. Put your trust in them. Tell them you’ve been Struggling to get thru College it seems your entire life. You just want a Good Office Job so you can get married and have a family someday.
You hate college because the classes are hard as f00k. For a 4 credit class, that is like 4/130 of the way towards a degree, you have to be in class 8 hours a week, AND ALSO study/do HW at least 10 hours a week, for ONE class, AND you’ll have to pay like $4000, you could buy a CAR for that, and it’s only getting you 3% of the way towards A Degree, a Degree which doesn’t guarantee anything, see above.
So do the bare minimum to get a B+ in your classes, and siphon off some of that extra effort into schmoozing with the professor, and into doing extracurriculars, unless you’re trying to get into Ivy League Graduate School, then just be a huge overachiever workaholic on everything.
If you can’t Marry your One True Love, then the next best thing is just to have Decadent Nonmonogamous Sex with a String of 18 year old QTs. Who knows, you might fall in love with one of them.
Listen to the Jazz Radio Station on a regular basis.
Do like Omar sez and drink a huge glass of water the SECOND you wake up. have it sitting right next to your bed, then CHUG the whole thing. Because you’ve been asleep for hours and so you WILL be dehydrated.
If you are age 30 or older, you are finally entitled to grow a Mustache if you want. but not a second before age 30.
Pray the ROSARY every day. That’s like 50 Hail Marys, 5 or 6 our fathers, it’s kind of a big deal, will take you about 45 minutes. Of straight up praying. every day. It couldn’t HURT!
Do Something That SCARES you Every Day. Conquer One Fear A Day. Get Used to Facing Your Fears rather than running away from them. Whether it’s approaching women, approaching your professors, networking with people, talking to people.
You can prepare a script for talking to your professors: Hi My Name Is Lazy Loser and I wanted to ask you about this Extra Credit Problem. BTW I’m Really Interested in your Research. Can you explain why you think Rabinowitz 2004 is only partially correct in his hypothesis? or I read your 2013 article in Indian Journal of Particle Physics where you say bla bla bla. Where do you think the research is going regarding this? What were your Undergrad years like? How did you get into Graduate School? Do you have any Networking Tips for a Shy Student? Were you ever shy? How did you Defeat it? (No, being SHY is not BAD.) How did you meet your Wife? What advice would you give to your Children who are Starting College? What advice would you give to someone who made 10 years of mistakes? What advice would you give to someone like me who has struggled with college for the past 20 years? Will you be my Mentor? Can I meet with you once a month? Can you write me a letter of recommendation for Jobs? For Grad Skool? For Life? Would you like to go to lunch sometime? Dinner? Get a DRINK? I’d like to hear your Life Story. Oh you think I’m CREEPY? What are you, a 22 year old GIRL? I thought you were a Masculine Scientist with a PhD! I’m a supposed CREEPER and I’m more Mature than You, Loser!
That kind of stuff. It will get easier the more you do it. Hopefully.
Don’t be a Niceguy to Women. Heck, be an 4sshole to Women, you’ll have more success with them. You will get more experience having S with Actually Attractive Women, you will become an Alpha Male, and Pretty Young QTs will distract you less from establishing your Career and Making Money. Because Money is More Important than Women. Women get old, ugly, and crazy, Money never does. heh. Plus the more money you have, the more young women you can pull. And if you can’t Marry your Perfect One True Love, then you might as well Bang a Neverending Series of Beautiful young 18 year old gurls.
Yes being somewhat facetious there hahaha.
Don’t ever buy White T-Shirts, buy Grey and Black T-Shirts. The white t-shirts lose their whiteness after like 2 washes. what a waste. Talking about when you actually have the energy to go out and buy clothes, which is not often.
If some girl is totally in love with you, but you are not in love with her because she’s not that Attractive to you, well don’t be a bastard, don’t sow Bad Karma, don’t put her in the Girl Friendzone, just be like Sorry Babe, we have to do No Contact. Believe me, it’s the best and only way, and I KNOW.
All right. Take care of yourselves and don’t report me!
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- Hyuge 9000 Word Post (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
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