corny title, but I don’t care. good song!
* If you’re fortunate enough to have an Easy 25k a year Fulltime Entry Level Office Job where nobody abuses and hates you all day, even better if you’re in a Union and Can’t Get Fired, do not obsess over the 25k being LOSER MONEY. Even though it technically is, those other perks – union, office, no abuse, easy, possib good benefits – you gotta take into account what THOSE are worth. CERTAINLY enough to bump up your 25k loser salary to 30k! And that’s a little better!
* This f00king f4gg0t on 4chan saying that 37k a year is LOSER MONEY really stuck with me. And maybe he’s right. The people I/We know who Succeeded at College, Career, and Life make WAY more than that, while You, The Lazy Loser F00kup, make way less than that.
* Just ask yourself, is it a Step Up from what you’re doing now? If so, who CARES about ANYBODY else.
* If your family is ashamed of you for THAT, then be ashamed of THEM. It is SO tragic that SO many families are SO Dysfunctional and don’t even love their OWN CHILDREN. These families are essentially Cruelly Depriving Their Children of A Family. That Ain’t Right!
* And THEN there’s the families that are ACTIVELY bad, like deadbeat dad or deadbeat mom, physically abuses or molests the children, abandons the family, in jail, violent, addict, criminal, etc. HOW AND WHY DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE CHILDREN?
* HAVING CHILDREN IS SRS BUSINESS. It seems like the majority of people, like 60% of Parents, SHOULDN’T BE Parents. Why O Why. f00kthisgayearth.gif
* However, Winners DO need to reproduce more, and have LOTS of WINNER CHILDREN, because right now, THE BUMS ARE HAVING WAY MORE CHILDREN THAN THE WINNERS, so each generation becomes more and more loser. See: Demographics, Welfare State.
* To get better at Talking To People, just pretend You’re TALKING ON THE INTERNET, like you do on 4chan. Or Omegle. Heh. I never post on 4chan and I WILL NEVER use Omegle, if I’m gonna talk about Bullsh1t with f4gg0ts, I’d almost rather have them be REAL LIFE f4gg0ts, at least then you have the benefit of talking to real people. I mean, if they’re gonna be f4gg0ts regardless, just go for the real people! Most Benefit 2 U!
* If the idea of College is such a Huge Black Plague on your mind, just Go On Hiatus. Jesus Christ. Like for Me. I can’t POSSIBLY think about College or Education in a REMOTELY positive light, the very THOUGHT of college and taking classes MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE, would rather SUCK MANY DONKEY’S D’s than go to faggige. Then when I actually TAKE classes, I do the bare minimum to get an A or B, stress out about it, get burnt out on it, and DEFINITELY don’t connect it To The Bigger Picture Like I should, because I f00king Hate it so much, and am only going through the motions, and hating that. When you hate it THIS MUCH, you DEF need at LEAST SIX MONTHS off. If not 9 hahaha. F00k take the whole YEAR off of school, if you’re 33 and not 18, one year off will only hurt you 1%, whereas at 18, it hurts you 100%. Well, maybe. You can also do UFMLL’s Gap Year ™ at 18 and that will actually HELP you. IE Insanely Prepping Every Day of the Next 4 Years in PAINSTAKING detail, your Exact Plan for SUCCESS and WINNING. (Note, if you end up diverging from that path A LITTLE, that’s ok. The important thing is that you had the plan in the FIRST PLACE, and thus you prob won’t diverge from it TOO much. So you got an Internship at Company B instead of Company A. So you picked Mechanical Engin and not Elec Engin. As long as it still results in you Winning At Life, It’s All Good!)
* Ok I’m writing for 30 year olds who WASTED their life, not 18 Year olds at the START of their life, with tons of opportunities, hahahaha.
* If you’re so angry and hateful and tired and rushed in the morning that you can’t make a Lunch for yourself, like the 5 minutes it takes to make a PBJ Sammich on Toasted Bread (note: Bread Is Bad!), then BY GOD, make the lunch the night before and put it in the fridge. If you toast the bread it won’t get TOO soggy.
* If some relative or Babby-Boomer-aged person gives you Sh1t about your Career being Stalled, say to them: “WHERE’D YOU GO TO COLLEGE, F4GG0T? WHAT’s YOUR DEGREE IN, F4GG0T? WHERE WERE YOUR UNPAID INTERNSHIPS AT, F4GG0T? HOW DO YOU ADD VALUE, F4GG0T? OH WAIT, YOU DIDN’T EVEN GO TO COLLEGE, OR GET A GOOD DEGREE, OR HAVE GOOD UNPAID INTERNSHIPS, AND YOUR RESUME IS SH1T. YOU’RE A F4GG0T, F4GG0T, AND YOUR DAYS ARE F00KING NUMBERED. WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR JOB AT AGE 60 AND ARE STRUGGLING TO GET A MIN WAGE JOB THEN, I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU AND YOUR F4GG0T FAMILY GET THROWN OUT ON THE STREETS AND RAEPED BY CRACKHEADS AND THUGS. AND YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER AND 85 YEAR OLD MOTHER DO 4SS-TO-4SS-TO4SS FOR RICH IVY LEAGUE 25-YEAR OLD HEDGE FUND MANAGERS. YOU F00KING F4GG0T PIECE OF SH1T.”
*Heh. Writing in All Caps is an ok way to express anger. NOW DON’T WRITE IN ALL CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME, but don’t be afraid to use it for a Good Stead when you want to express anger like above.
* of COURSE you don’t wish ill on his innocent family, it’s just a way to express contempt for HIM. Unless his family are smug pricks too.
- The Benefits Of A College Internship (rasmussen.edu)
- Art Vandelay, Babby Boomerz, Unpaid Internships, Hate, Anger, Schmoozing (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- Productive Day for the Author (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)