MAKE UP FUNNY STORIES FROM YOUR LIFE

june 11

anyway girl8 is not really the main story, it’s just perhaps worth mentioning first to get out of the way. the much more imporatnt thing here was reconnecting successfully with an old frand i had not seen in….7 years.

i had sworn to make amends with him and with the guy we were going to see, the guy getting married. i didn’t get to really have a one on one with THAT guy but i still apologized to him, as well as to the other guy. deeply profoundly apologized to both guys, so that is good, feel good about that man.

i also did not have any tension with the leftists. of course i was not looking to provoke any tension either. but it was interesting hearing the leftists talk about their leftist beleifs.

it was weird, their beliefs are way out there, but they are still very decent admirable respectable people. i got along well with a radical leftist activist, all the anti-gun people, the anti-white people, anti-men, etc.

people talking about how jealousy is an immature bad emotion, having open rels, raep jokes are not funny, etc hehehe.

well, i think these guys would agree with me at least that rejection SUCKS and it hurts and that you have a right to be upset when you are rejected. i guess they just get over it and move on with their lives much quicker and easier than i do.

that and i like to laff at raep jokes, and i think open rels are kinda immature and bs and that at least 80% of them don’t work out, and that jealousy is a perfectly natural and normal response to rejection and butthurt. just don’t stalk, raep, hurt, or terrorize a broad. but you’re more than entitled to get jealous/angry when you get rejected.

got some good ideas about jobs, like people that make decent money tutoring english on skype, or being a chess coach, and not even any masters degrees.

even had great discussions with a new guy i just met there, who was real phd material, and going to start a masters program. i told him he was phd material and should really think about going that way. he caught my ear with philosophical jargon, so i spouted some jargon of my own, names of “thinkers”, and he got a huge kick out of it, and i was happy to oblige, however the diff bw me and him was that he really LOVED this stuff and grad skool for it is an obvious choice for him…..while i just like the jargon (philosophy/postmodernism/critical theory) because it makes you sound real smart. but i do NOT want to make it my career becuase it is kind of infuriating and not very rewarding or fun to read, IMHO. but this guy absolutely loves it, so i encouraged him to think about a phd. he also had great social skills and was great at talking to strangers. he was in great physical shape and had banged grils and traveled the world, and was able to drink and do other things responsibly. i mean some of these guys partied like bosses and i was happy to see that. CONSTANT beer drinking and at one point guys were in a ritual circle passing around a bowl of a ridiculous drink made of bacardi 151, vodka, and monster energy. that was a great drink invented by one of the leftists, and i was very impressed.

so yeah of course i did not drink. smoked a little bit of wiid where my MO was just to take one puff at a time and not get all paranoid and anxiety attack. whereas the other guys could take manny puffs and still not freak out.

also smoked a SH!TLOAD of cigarettes, like over 10 cigs a day, with a few days prob closer to 15 or 20, some chain smoking even. just sitting outside with the guys drinking tons of drinks and smoking w33d. i was just drinking water and chain smoking cigarets and taking the occasional puff of wiid.

i was proud about restraining myself on the wiid, and indeed i never really freaked out,and was able to continue conversation after puffing it.

something i noticed was that all these guys had lots of funny and interesting STORIES about their fun and interesting lives, and they would tell the stories and by the end everyone was laughing and cracking up. people were just full of stories. finally the guy asked me if i had any good stories, and i really DON’T!!!!  the closest thing was my DUI story, so I just told that in the funniest way I could, and did a pretty good job and got everybody laughing and that was a good confidence booster. we also played a game where we had to write funny responses and i wrote a few that everybody laughed and liked and commended me on my awesome sense of humor and being hilarious, which indeed is very imporatnt to me, and i appreciated that greatly.

but they had stories about girls and i didn’t have anything funny to share there. unless being a kissless virgin for like 10 yeasr is funny, hahaha. or mah frand having a full blown Rel with a gurl I pined for over a huge distance of time and space. or me wasting at least 3 years of my life if not 4, being in luv with a girl I hung out with onyl a few times and never even made out with (girl7).  hehehe.

so i would encourage you to do evertyhting you can to have at least one funny STORY you can tell. these STORIES from your life are key. they don’t have to be 100% truthful, i’m sure there was some  embellishment and exaggeration for comedic effect going on.

of course drunk driving is not technically funny, but i can vouch that you CAN spin it into a very funny story. If I can do it, so can you. so use that for your one funny story. if you’re a desperate lazy loser kissless virgin, then of COURSE you have a Drinking Problem, then of COURSE you have gotten a DUI. just par for the course.

so, i didn’t have even one funny or interseting story, so i took the closest contender, and spun it. go and do likewise, gents. if i can do it, you can definitely do it too.

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