THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T GET GOOD INTERNSHIPS IN COLLEGE

tues dec 3, 852 am

hello world.

tried going to bed again superearly, around 6:30pm , yet continued to stay awake till at least 9pm. fusterating. ideally would be asleep by 7, get muh albert einstein 10 hours o sleep. BUT it takes at least 2 days to get used to the sleep sched. of course on wed I will prob stay up WAY LATER than 6, might even stay up till midnite, to do Homework.

should start making t-shirts that say

I’M A LOSER BECAUSE I PROCRASTINATED IN COLLEGE

or

I HAVE THIS CRAPPY JOB BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET GOOD INTERNSHIPS IN COLLEGE

or

I’M A HUGE LOSER NOW BECAUSE I DID A USELESS MAJOR

or

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T TRY IN COLLEGE

YOU BECOME A HUGE LOSER FOR LIFE

YOU BREAK YOUR FAMILY’S HEART

YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN REGRET AND DESPAIR

YOU’RE 40 YEARS OLD, MAKE $9 AN HOUR, STILL THINK ABOUT 18 YO GURLZ FROM 20 YEARS AGO

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET B’s IN COLLEGE

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU’RE LAZY IN COLLEGE

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SCREW UP IN COLLEGE

TIWHW YOU DON’T ADDRESS YOUR PROBLEMS WHEN YOURE YOUNG

TIWHWU SMOKE TOO MUCH W##D IN COLLEGE

TIWHWU DON’T NETWORK IN COLLEGE

TIWHWU DONT MAJOR IN STEM OR BUSINESS

(stem is hard and business is easy, so just major in business)

when you are passive in college

make bad decisions in college

don’t talk to your advisor once a month every month

when you smoke w33d more than once a month

have a bad negative attitude

dont go to the counseling service included with tuition!!!!!

don’t see a shrink once every week if you’re doing bad

don’t see a shrink once a month when you’re doing GOOD

don’t do enough extracurriculars

don’t do enough resume builders when you are 18-21

think your future will just work out because you have any ol degree

don’t have a specific, detailed plan for Success from age 18 on

are unsure and just blindly coasting along

etc etc etc

drop the ball, go through the motions

quit school and come back when you have a plan from a STEM degree, not just finish a crap humanities degree

when you do a humanites OR social sciences degree OR “arts” degree, same thing

don’t take charge

are passive

are beta

are naive

worry too much about grills and not your Career

don’t go talk to that cute grill in yer dorm right now

wear a trench coat

are socially awkward

don’t get a good internship in Summer 1

don’t bang at least 3 gurls freshman year

have a bad freshman year and don’t do anything to turn that around

think what you do at age 18 will not have consequences when you’re 30 and 40 and 50 and 60 and 70 and 80

think things will magically end up ok and you will effortlessly get a boring office job

think you will have an ok job by age 30

think you will have sown your wild oats by age 30

think you will have found a nice gurlfran by age 30

hahahahahahahaha

(great TITLES in there)

hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Could make more than $9 an hour making those t-shirts eh buddy?

well after the first 2 years of No Profit, of $0 an hour.

Also I LUV my idea of A S club for guys who hate S Clubs, perhaps tailored to Lovelorn Betas who want The Gurlfran Experience. It wouldn’t look anything like an S club, the gurls wouldn’t look anything like S’ers.

It might look like a Teenage Boy’s Room or a College Student’s Room, yeah…

The girls would be young and cute and not slutty-looking, would wear jeans and “cute” clothes, would not wear make up

you’d pay them to sit on the couch and be NICE to you and cuddle with you, hand holding, ease you out of your spaghetti pockets anxiety

eventually they would do their version of “the lap dance” with their jeans or yoga pants, and eventually those would come off until the gurl was totes naked

there would be no alcohol served so they could do that

Obviously that whole session would be a little longer and more expensive than a typical lap dance, maybe 2X.

yeah, making out would go along well with that “gurlfran experience”, but I just don’t think that would fly in any semi-public atmosphere, where the gurl does this with 20 guys per shift.

there would be no poles or sleazy atmosphere. no main stage, no public dancing, the girls would just mingle throughout the “club” and be nice to you, that would be their sales pitch, just being nice. I would train them of course on how to deal with the socially anxious clientele: make the betas feel comfortable, tell them they don’t have to make small talk if they don’t want to, and then be nice to them.

It would be kinda a different business model than a traditional strip club, where a huge thing I hate is, they are disgusting cash sucking vampires. they send girls round to solicit dances, which you’re expected to get, but you’re also expected to be CONSTANTLY buying SUPER OVERPRICED DRINKS, and/or going up to the stage and throwing out dollar bills. Basically if you’re not spending at least $50 an hour, they will try to kick you out. you say no not right now to enough gurls and you will get The Stinkeye.

Wouldn’t have any of that in My Place!

MAYBE..HO HO HO…..you charge the guys $50 UP FRONT, and that buys them an hour of credits or whatever. Well that would be tricky, because the S Club minded person says, that’s a ripoff, I demand at least $200 an hour per customer!

Heh. there should be studies done, market research, to try to find out exactly how much the average s club customer spends. I BET it would be less than $50 an hour

But it would be such a radical departure from S Clubs, that you could NOT go into it with the S Club Owner Mentality. Again these are more Cuddle and GFE “clubs”, and not really “clubs.” Parlors? Restaurants? Specifically targeted to Feminized, Wimpy, Unmasculine Beta & Omega Male Virgins. Although the Cuddling WILL result in nakedness.

OR, at the very least, Underwears. OOOOOOOO. You could get the girls to expect less cash if they don’t take all their clothes off, right???? espec if they’re not tecnically “topless”?

I can’t beleive I’m just GIVING these ideas away!!!!

Now, College Gurls are already Sugar Babying themselves out to Rich Older Men, but I would also push for College Gurls to start their own side business of GFE “dates” for Omega Boys at their own college. Probably Well-To-Do Boys. But here, you’d basically pay the gurl $50-$200 an hour to hang out with you and be nice to you and look cute for you and hold and cuddle you and make-out.

But this might not be economically viable unless at the most privileged universities, where dorky males HAVE $200 an hour to spend on girls to hang out with them. Otherwise they gurls will just continue Sugar Babying for the Rich Old Men who DO have the money.

Or you could just pay A 30 year old Hooker to dress up like an 18 year old College Gurl, keep her clothes on, and playact GFE, hahahaha. Kinda a stumbling block, because she’ll still have the face and body of a 30 year old hooker.

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