nov 20 wed
still in shock. not even raging excited or happy. yesterday I was just exhausted and said f00k telling anybody, f00k crafting muh resignnation letter, imma just watch this hore movie and go to BED, and couldn’t even finish that, and was sound aslpee by 8 pm. NICE.
said I was gonna save all that till wed, would send out a resignation email to people by end of day wed. NOT LIKE I wasn’t giving Two Weeks Notice – more like THREE and a HALF weeks notice! I don’t think that can be frowned upon by anybody. Wrote a pretty good little letter too, very grateful and nice and thankful and non bridge burning, heh. It’s not like the people were BAD, the people were and are very nice and decent people. has gotten a little micromanagey lately due to new boss’s boss but doesn’t impugn the niceness of the people I work with. plus there is a lot of union drama, and health care law drama, budget drama, cuts cuts cuts for everyone and everything. Lean Times, grumbling. and I can’t possibly get the HOURS that a responsible bigboy wishes he could deserve.
heh will have to save that letter so I can use it again in two years when I resign from muh new job, hahahahahahaha.
i guess this is a logical Ending Point for this Blog, but I’m just getting STARTED here, baby. Now I hope to show You how, once you build up some MOmentum, you can then KEEP it going. So the next goal is to get with a Grill and tell you about that. Because muh new job is a Loser Job, it will prob not be an Attractive Grill, and thus I will complain about how godawful the Grill is, but you gotta do it, like EATING YOUR VEGGIES when you’re a kid and refuse to eat those goddam brussel sprouts.
anyway the whole job process only took 8 or 9 days, from first application to final hire.
nov 21 thurs
ok sent in muh “resignation” email yesterday afternoon with the plan to talk to the 2 people this monring. Must have said 100 Hail Marys while walking up. I can say 4 or 5 Hail Marys while doing a #1 in the bathroom. And went ahead and talked to both of those people and handled it pretty darn well if i do say so muhself, not to toot muh own horn. TOOT TOOT!
So I wrote a real nice and sympathetic letter saying sorry for making you have to find a new person, etc etc
and the people were very nice when i talked to them in person. because they are very nice people THANK GOD! it has only been recently that somewhat external forces have been making the workplace a bit more stressful, and harder for people to be their nice selves, unfortunately.
*PROTIP: Say you would like to continue working there like once a month. Just to keep your hand in, not Burn Bridges. Might not be possible but won’t hurt to ASK.
* Also, if you haven’t gotten references from at least three people there, I mean Real LETTERS of reference you can save on your Drive and use FOREVER, DO IT NOW, you can always use that 1-2 years from now when you are trying to get out of your next job. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY LETTERS OF REFERENCE. MAGIC BULLET.
Anyway I fully intend to keep this blog going, I GOT to, because this is just the first step on a path. I still have a real bad attitude and see All Of Life as one big Many Headed HYDRA, with many Godawful Heads: Women, Jobs, Careers, College, College Career Cult, Internships, Marriage, Money, Debt, Cancer, Getting Older, Cars, Responsibilities, Trash Culture, Culture of Disposeability, Neetness, 30 Year Old Virgins, The Man Behind The Curtain, Boot Stamping On Your Face Forever, shall I go on, foreclosures, bankruptcy, gambling, drugs, alcohol, The Mainstream Media, Marxism, Young vs Old, hahahahahahahaha.
So it’s a bretty weak argument for quitting the blog, because I am nowhere near being a Winner by ANY means. I just got a little good luck, and I want to keep it going. I suppose I won’t be an OFFICIAL winner until I have a Decent Career Job that is Stable and that is somewhat impressive to Intelligent MastersDegreeFags. And why do I need THEIR approval? Because their bullsh1t masters degree means they’re INTELLIGENT? Or their combination of the Masters Degree AND the commensurate good intelligent Career JOb they have, makes them a Winner, and I need the approval of Winners to BE a Winner????
At the same time, there are PLENTY of people who are Successful Impressive Career Job Winners with Masters Degrees who Aren’t “F4gs.” Heh. I don’t have a problem with say people who are 43 years old. 43 Might be my Favorite age for a Man. But I don’t like the people MY age because they are just starting to hit Mid Career Success, get married, have babies, really establish roots in their Succesful Grown Up Life, whereas I haven’t even STARTED this life yet. And I Gawk at 18 year old girls and say “OH YEAH. THAT’D BE FINE. YEP. OH YEAH.” I saw a 19 or 20 year old girl with short punky dykey hair, very nice pale skin, and ridiculously tight red pants that made her bulbous a55 look like a Tomato, they were so tight I’m not sure if they were tight pants or “leggings”, but that absolutely KILLED me. I wanted her to SOMF ALL DAY.
Yet being Way Older, AND a huge loser, I have no grounds to approach her. Meanwhile I saw some young men, no older than 19 or so, wearing Marines uniforms, no doubt On Leave for Thanksgiving, and was a little bit jealous, because they could easily pull Those Young Girls I have such Raging Lust for but can never have. Come on. Just one hour of Face Sitting would be just fine. And I thought Damn, I shoulda joined the Marines when I was their age, instead of becoming a Fat Old Loser who makes no more money than a 20 year old College Dropout.
Automatic Negative Thoughts! Very Destructive! Just Say No!
BUt that reminds me, here is one of my all time favourite Kids In the Hall Sketches:
Sweet Baby Jesus, they just don’t MAKE them like that anymore.
*Protip: watching that sketch WILL make you laff and put you in a better mood. Guaranteed. Use Liberally! Most Kids in the Hall is hilarious but this is best of the best right here. Wish I could figure out what that song is, cuz it SO belongs on a Commuting to Work Mix CD.
OK that’s all the old stuff for now. take care and show some appreciation for the loved ones in your life by buying them crimmus gifts. we have reached that age where it is ok to buy your male friends a chrimmus gift, as just a way of saying thank you, i appreciate you. again with my privilege!
And if you don’t have any friends, go to a Nerds Chrimmus Party and bring a whole bunch of beer and booze and snacks and food and get a few notecards with some stock Icebreakers and you WILL make new friends: Did ya do anything fun this weekend? Do you have any borthers or sisters? do you have any pets? any kids? How did you get into your job? How do you like your job? What’s your favorite tv show? what’s your favorite vidya game? have you traveled anywhere interesting? just don’t try to talk about politics or religion or race or judge people for dropping out of school. because school sucks, you’re a loser if you DON’T drop out, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
- Tips for Handing in an Employee Resignation Letter (jobs.answers.com)
- The Ufmll Jobs Theory (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- Carreer Compass (iamgingerly.wordpress.com)
- Albert Einstein Got Ten Hours of Sleep a Day (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- Out of Europe’€™s Jobs Crisis, Voices of the Young (nytimes.com)
- To Be a Late Twenties Loser (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- Unemployable College Grads Making $9 an Hour 20 Hours a Week (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- Purple Squirrel, Blue Waffle (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)
- Yeah…yeah…oh Yeah…again! (upfrommorallylazyloserness.wordpress.com)