“IT TAKES A FAILURE TO RAISE A FAILURE”

Loser (film)
Faggot Loser (film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

* Being A Loser from a Loving Family sucks bad enough, so GOD have MERCY on you if you are a Loser from a Unloving Family. And, Anecdotally, MANY Parents TELL their OWN CHILDREN what LOSERS they are because they didn’t go to HARVARD, or they’re not doing as good as the parents were at that age, or their job isn’t prestige enough, why aren’t they getting promoted by now, why aren’t they making x0,000 by now, why aren’t they working at this good company instead of that bad company, why didn’t they get that good unpaid internship over that bad unpaid internship.

This kind of pressure on your own kids is HORRIBLE. If that’s what your family is like, you have to get out of there by ANY MEANS NECESSARY, short of violence, and I wouldn’t blame you if you had THOUGHT about violence!

This is Bad, Horrible Parenting. What you should do is say, “Things were a LOT EASIER for you FAGGOT BABY BOOMERS, you didn’t have to WORK AS HARD, you didn’t have to TRY AS HARD, if you lived NOW, you would be ten times the failure I am, and would have never HAD me because you wouldn have been TOO BIG A LOSER in This Modern World. YOU COULDN’T HACK IT. You  Didn’t Work Hard And Smart Enough to be able to make it in THIS World.  I Work Harder And Smarter now, being a Loser, than you ever did, becoming a Winner, because you were riding on the high point of a wave. You didn’t deserve your success, and I don’t deserve this failure. In today’s World, you would be an Even Biggest Loser because You Are A Deadbeat who Didn’t Even Have 3 Top-Tier Unpaid Internships, you Fat Faggot Failure.”

Say THAT. Word for Word. Because Every Word is 100% TRUE. No lies there!

THEY HAD IT A LOT EASIER. F00k THEM. THEY DON’T KNOW A GOD DAMN THING. THEY ARE IGNORANT FAGGOT STUPID FAILURES. F00K THEM. THEY COULDN’T MAKE IT NOWADAYS. Say to them, “IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION, YOU’D DO EVEN WORSE, BECAUSE YOU’RE MORE OF A UNDERACHIEVER AND F00KUP IN SKOOL. YOU WOULD GET EATEN ALIVE AND KILL YOURSELF, INFERIOR WEAKLING.”

Say All that. Because it’s TRUE.

Or “IT TAKES A FAILURE TO RAISE A FAILURE.” hehehehehehe.jpg

I am VERY THANKFUL I don’t come from a family like that, but some people do, and I feel SORRY for them. Unless the kids actually DID go to MIT and started making 100k a year at age 21 and only continued making more. Then f00k them, they can go suck their daddy’s D even MORE.

* Buy a Cheap Trailer and Equipment and Start Your Own Lawn Cutting Business. Don’t even do legal stuff until the law notices you. This is more or less PRACTICE for Starting A More Serious Business. Get Clients By Going Door To Door and practicing your Sales Pitch. Give The Lowest Bid. Do All The Work Yourself. Don’t have Tattoos and piercings all over your body. Don’t Talk like a Prisoner or a Grade School Dropout. Because You’re a COLLEGE Dropout, hahaha.

* If you have completely given up, then use the Break Things Up Into Small Chunks Policy. Say you’re going to work on this Job Application for a FULL FIVE MINUTES. THAT is your goal for the DAY. Then the next day work on it Five Minutes Again. Keep doing that until you get good enough to complete One Job Application before the Position Closes.

* Live at Home With Your Parents While You Go To Local College. Going Away To College will Make you both Financially AND Morally Bankrupt. It costs waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too much, and the Girlz Gone Wild will give you an unhealthy hatred of Wimmin. The Women who Live At Home While Going To College aren’t Like That!

English: This is a photograph of Loser Hall on...
English: This is a photograph of Loser Hall on The College of New Jersey’s Campus. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

* Lifting HEAVY Weights Increases Your Testosterone. Testosterone Increases your Masculinity. Masculinity Increases Your Chances of Winning, makes it easier to win, makes you A Winner. LIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS.

* Don’t watch TMZ, that show is PURE POSION. Not that you do! But sometimes you flip channels and suddenly it’s there. God almighty it’s worse than bad. It rots the soul.

* If your wife or gurlfran has sucked too manny cox in her past, str8 up TELL her. BE HONEST. Say “You’ve sucked and rode too manny cox in your past. Your number is Too High. Not even just in my OPINION, but OBJECTIVELY. You’re WAY above average, or what a Healthy Average Would Be. I don’t like it, and since you can’t get in a time machine and change it, I’ll NEVER like it. So me Accepting You represents me making a Concession, because my Ideal Woman wouldn’t have such a grossly high number.”

* see, that’s why my target audience is MEN, not WIMMIN. Lord, the WIMMIN would be SCREEEEEEEECHING about THAT one! “It’s JUST Sex! You’re So Insecure! You’re So Sex-Negative! You’re Such a Racist and Rape Apologist! You’re so Unmasculine! You’re not a real man! Man Up!”

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