* It might help to organize your lies. Or have text files of your pre-scripted responses to difficult questions. Not just for every possible interview question, but for every possible difficult SOCIAL question you could be asked by a friend, acquaintance, or relative, even/espec people you DON’T like. Great examples are when you go to a WEDDING or FUNERAL or FAMILY REUNION and they ask you What You’re Doing. O GOD WHY.
Because we already esta
blished that everyone who wants a Fulltime Job can GET one unless they have something severely WRONG with them, like YOU, they’re a MORAL DEFECTIVE, A MORALLY LAZY LOSER, heh, I joke, well, you tell them lies of course, just like you would to anyone else.
Small Believable Tangentially Connected to the Truth Lies. If you have a Useless degree in Sociology then tell them you’re…..that you got a teaching certificate and now you get 40 hours a week Subbing Skool until you find something better, but boy it’s Tuff out there and at least you’re getting 40 hours.
Even if you’re not! And you never WANTED To be a Skoolteacher and you even kinda HATE skoolteachers. But you kn0w for a FACT that most people who actually majored in Skoolteaching and did Student Teaching and got their Teaching Certificate as part of their College AREN’T getting those Cushy, Stable, Lifelong Public Skoolteacher jobs, with sweet Public Union Benefits and Pension. Nope, they’re just subbing too. Because there’s too many teaching degrees, not enough teacher positions, and the greedy baby boomer older generation of teachers have milked the cash cow dry.
ANYWAY. Just try not to talk too much about it, and depending on the situation, you can modify your response.
* Or how about: just PRETEND you got one of the many jobs you’ve ALREADY APPLIED FOR and would have liked to get but didn’t, like Event Coordinator, Computer Technical Assistant, Program Assistant, Data Entry Clerk, etc. And tell them you’re working on your Masters In Data Entry Clerking, you just don’t have enough High Profile Unpaid Data Entry Internships and have to redo your Data Entry Honors Thesis for a better grade in order to maybe finally score a Fulltime Entry-Level Data Entry Job.
* And then tell them you’re doing some Construction on the side just for extra money.
* unless you’ve never done constuction and don’t know a damn thing about construction. Some men seem to get construction jobs when they can’t get anything else. In that way it’s seen as a Loser Job, but don’t believe that Propaganda, that what the Plutocrats, Kleptocrats, Superrich, 1%, The Ruling Class, Oligarchs etc WANT you to believe, to divide and conquer you, to put you 80k in debt by going to stupid COLLEGE.
* Work Construction for a little bit so you can: build something with your hands; develop a good work ethic; build confidence; get a sense of you don’t want to be a heroin addict alcoholic multiple felon roofer for the rest of your life. Plus you will probably get desensitized to the word fag, they probably use it more than I do! which is good!
* It has occurred to me quite a bit that My Own Level of ANGER is TOO HIGH. This is prob correct. Like I said, a LITTLE anger is just fine, quite healthy….but TOO MUCH anger, calling everything and everyone faggots all day and hating everyone and everything, this is prob a sign of TOO MUCH anger. So now I will help you and me reduce our angers to a healthy level.
* take deep breaths.
* take a 2 hour nap if you can afford than Bourgeois Luxury. I just took a 2 hour nap and I actually feeeeeel much less angry than I was before. Had I not taken the nap. I didn’t HAVE to but boy if i hadn’t I would prob be RAGING.
* To take a page from Orwell, and also from a Controversial Blogger, you can try a Two Minutes Hate or a Five Minutes Hate after you get up in the morning. Just rage out for 5 minutes, screaming and cursing and calling everyone a faggot, and thinking hateful thoughts, and thinking about running around punching everyone in the face. Basically the point of this is to control your anger by keeping it confined to only a specific 5 minutes per day….rather than All Day Every Day All The Time. Set Aside a specific time for anger, and then don’t be angry outside of that time. Easier said than done I’m sure!
*TEchnically, you’re ENTITLED to be angry the entire time you’re at WORK. Because you’re dealing with annoying faggots all day in the form of annoying customers/clients, annoying coworkers, and annoying bosses, all of which are abusing you in some way and sometimes even threatening your very livelihood. However I don’t need to tell You that being Raging Angry for 40 hours a week is not ideal, and that you should prob find some mysterious way to control your Anger On The Job. Would be a Win Win.
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